JAY Z:

I believe in this case that the word "report" actually means "I just pulled this out of my ass".

I have no idea what I just read nor why I read it.

It's still true that very, very few rape accusations are false. It's still true that UVA's system for dealing with rape accusations is fucking atrocious.

Linda McCartney's "Hey Jude" back-up vocal is still the gold standard:

This times a million.

join the party!

dont feel bad, I was ripped a new one the orher by @kevinsefcik for refusing to believe the Orioles blew a game with playoff implications, to honor Jeets. Apparently, I'm just a silly girl who knows nothing about baseball.

Let the haters hate, it's what gets them through their day. If they can't shit on someone else's parade then they've failed.

Normally I'd say fuck Joe West. But fuck Papelbon more. Plus West was trying to walk away and Papsmear wouldn't let him.

He does have to really force himself to smile.

Hopefully 17 trillion. Beyonce is fucking terrible.

Finally, a Disney Princess post I give a damn about.

It seems like there's a simple solution: don't allow html in burner posts. Only text. It seems like this would be super easy.

Is this the rationalization you use when you knock your girlfriend unconscious? "oh, she threw the first slap, everything is fair game now."

Since when does being famous mean you give up freedom of speech?

Still a fucking assclown.

Not every Pontiac owner is a sex offender, but all sex offenders own Pontiacs.

I was fine with Man of Steel.