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No more weird than making a life decision to not eat breakfast.

“My first thought is that they sound absolutely foul”

My first thought is that they sound absolutely foul,

I mean, would you make a trip to a restaurant to buy something that you need to cook at home though? Cracker Barrel has had some success with this model for Thanksgiving/Easter with their “Heat and Serve” meals togo but they’re a causal dining restaurant, not fast food.

You’ve got meal kits like Blue Apron and what

You’re a terrible person.

I closed out my 21st birthday with a 3 wise men shot (jack daniels, jim beam, johnny walker blended together). despite being ‘somewhat similar’ liquors (aka all brown and in the whiskey family) it was one of the worst combinations I’ve ever had, and I used to be partial to any tabasco+booze shot so you know it was

i wondered this too. i clocked in tons of hours sleeping in the back seat of my car at work because i was too early, or i wanted to nap instead of eat during lunch.

not only that i dont think i’d ever be exhausted enough to be found face down on cardboard on concrete. when i want to sleep in public i sleep discreetly

As it is for all good things:

People can go ahead and look into Church’s chicken if they want. They have the worst chicken sandwich ever buying cheap buns and chicken patties at a grocery store taste better.

Thank you for writing a sane article. The one on Jezebel left me feeling relieved that I’d already been banned.

It is a basic human question. Not at all something i need to ask a super-waitress about.

That fish dish you described is one of the most disgusting things i’ve ever heard of, no hyperbole.

Please hold. Processing question.

You make it sound like... someone tried to make nachos and failed horribly at every step. (Which is still better than the actual recipe, basically Indiana’s attempt at panko-battered chicken.)

Old time candy, you say? I think you’re got a bit more research to do:

So he was right about meatloaf being terrible, and he was specifically right about it being bad because it’s in brick form, but he was wrong about the singer.

When I was in the USAF it seems like they thought all airmen loved breaded veal patties. I don’t even think they were a thing anywhere outside of the military.

Chipper Fish is really upsetting as a concept. Did the cooks just really hate you guys, or...?

No Military Food Week would be complete without yet another “civilians eat MREs” contribution to the Internet’s canon of them.