This sounds delightful, but living in Louisville, I may be arrested if I make an Old Fashioned with anything other than bourbon.

I'm pretty sure that the macadamia nut and white chocolate industries are just propping each other up, really.

Can we please all agree not to use the word “comprise?” Nobody EVER uses it correctly, because it’s a stupid word. If you ARE using it correctly, there is assuredly a more eloquent way to say what you’re saying.

The coconut one just sounds like a worse Almond Joy. And it takes talent to make a candy that's worse than Almond Joy.

The fact that he called the sausage mcmuffin the greatest breakfast sandwich makes me think that he has not; otherwise, he would know the wonders of the honey butter chicken biscuit.

You can make it even worse by adding Jose Cuervo and turning it into a Four Horsemen.

Yes I am. When I lived in Italy, I would get newcomers with a shot of grappa. Told them it was an Italian delicacy. I had to take the shot with them to sell it, but it was WORTH IT.

This is the first I'm hearing of those Chik-Fil-A meal kits. My first thought is that they sound absolutely foul, but also, wouldn't they actually increase restaurant sales since you can only buy them in the restaurant?

One of my favorite restaurants in Italy used to make their own limoncello, and they would bring a few shots at the end, including whatever other flavors they had made. It was great, and inspired me to play around with my own limoncello flavorings at home.

But in Europe they dip their frites in mayo, so they get no say on the matter.

I've never forgiven them for having a spokesman named Jared. As a person with a name that is spelled different but pronounced the same, I had to endure years of jokes about Subway. And then in a Twilight Zone twist, the jokes took a VERY dark turn and made me miss the days when they were just about sandwiches.

The best way to take shots is to try to come up with the worst combination you can force upon your friends. So far, the worst I've had was Fireball and gin.

I kid. I have been tempted to use it for that since I've never seen it used at all, though.

I won’t judge the woman for napping, but is there NOWHERE else she could have gone? Manager’s office? Back corner? Was this really her only spot for a nap?

It gave us Tila Tequila.

Why, I'm sitting in a chicken place at this very moment! Otherwise, I would probably be on my way to one after this.

Show me a store, unionized or not, that charges more than Whole Foods.

Wrong thread, but since we're here, you forgot to mention Penn Station, which puts all of those others to shame.

Do they have an option where I can get an unwich on bread? Because as long as their regular sandwiches continue to feature shredded lettuce, I will continue to go elsewhere.

I still have an unpaid 100 euro fine for riding a bus without a ticket in 2007, and nobody has come collecting, so I wouldn't worry about this too much.