Don’t Trust the B was either the same season or one season removed from the premiere of GCB/Good Christian Belles, which was actually conceived as Good Christian Bitches. In the midst of ABC’s terrible-title onslaught, it was a bizarre duo of cases where ABC developed around a self-consciously edgy title that they…

ABC really has that problem. Someone there is just in love with awful titles. I like to recommend Better off Ted and Don’t Trust the B in Apt. 23 to people, but the titles are just embarrassingly bad.

I watched 1.5 episodes. I might’ve watched more, but Super Mario Odyssey did even more to stoke my 80's nostalgia. Maybe this weekend.

You forgot to add “...with the exception of Battle Creek, where Flakes were invented lo these hundred years past.”

It’s a pretty depressing fate for the Antichrist Superstar: spend the past 20 years trying to shock people, and now the only person left who still gets offended at his antics is Sam Barsanti. And that guy gets offended by Kellogg’s Corn Pops, so it’s not exactly saying much.

Is he though?

Aww, fuck. You beat me to it.

Each time he changes his name I search for the Onion article that said “Sean Combs Changes His Name to P-Diddly Dong-Dang Doofus” but I think it was just one of those headlines with no story :(

Added Schmidt: “I tried to be nice and humor him a little. I said, ‘Yesiree, that sure is some shocking satanic imagery, no doubt about it. And that one eye with no color in the pupil, very disturbing. I’d sure like to suppress that.’ I mean, what do you say to Marilyn Manson?”

I just stopped by to say that Weezer are terrible and I hate them.

This is, what, the 50th RL Stine video in the past 6 weeks?

That photo looks like the cover from first issue of “Obvious Rapists” quarterly.

LA, New Orlenans, New York, Montreal, Charleston.

The Discworld books (after the first 4 or so) become something more - not just humor, but thought-provoking social commentary.

Not to mention the wonderful characters Pratchett creates - he’s particularly good at women characters.

Recently discovered that the Xanth series was now more than 40 books. Way to take a joke and run it into the ground. And into the ground. And into the ground.

I thank the gods every day that you’re still here and there are still well-reasoned, well-thought out, correctly snarky, and adequately nerdy articles buried amongst the squattie potty sponsored posts, deals on sound bars, one-a-day videos interviewing the same person for an entire month, and lack of weirdo…

The Internet overlords decided that you’re supposed to just gloss over anything negative about them. Please move along or they’ll issue you a citation and a hot take.

I don’t remember the hyenas being homophobic though....

No mumble mouth rappers need apply.

Damn! They’re on to me! *twirls cape and hastily exits*