It’s the role Michael Cera was born to play!

It’s one of my top five, and I’m pretty nervous about this, too, for several reasons. I don’t like Clooney as Cathcart; he was a man who took himself very seriously, and Clooney always seems to have a smirk on his face. I think he would be a great Colonel Korn or Colonel Whitcomb, though.

I KINDA get it from reputable companies that actually have subscription services and such. But I’m more confused by the randos who sell boxes on eBay, and the people who buy them.

Man, whoever came up with loot boxes was a marketing genius. I was floored when I learned that there’s a whole slew of people who buy “mystery boxes” from eBay without knowing what’s inside. Only that’s even dumber because at least a video game can give you good stuff from time to time. No living person is ever going…

He’s certainly come a long way from the time he called Ashley a slut for making out with Sean when she was high on ecstasy.

I went to an Ice Cube concert once, and right after I made jokes about hoping he performed something from the “Are We There Yet?” soundtrack, he called out all the people saying he’d gone soft because he was making Disney movies. I like to think that he was specifically letting me know that I should check myself…

I wouldn’t say you’re THE bad guy, but you’re definitely A bad guy.

Yeah, that’s the real tragedy here. That his disgusting behavior might hurt his political career.

Maybe now we can put politics aside and all come together to agree that the people we’ve elected into office are uniformly terrible. Hereditary monarchies may not be ideal, but there’s certainly something to be said for putting people who aren’t directly attempting to be put into positions of power into office.

It’s pretty obvious that he was drunk and doesn’t remember it, and also that he was playing a character that he now deeply regrets. Also, he’s gay now.

Or they kill off his character and rename it Deadparent.

I liked how the psychoscope was utilized in Prey. It was useful in identifying mimics, but that was really the only advantage it gave you. It actually hindered you more than it helped, because scanning took time and left you vulnerable.

“Children’s books” is such a huge category that it’s really hard to nail down an answer to this. I have a 2 year old and a 7 year old, and the books they like are very different. Also I’m only halfway through my first cup of coffee so I can’t think yet, but I can say for sure that The Phantom Tollbooth and Sideways…

My singular comment didn’t actually provide any insight into my thoughts on the subject, but man, if you think that believing the victim is the worst possible take, I just don’t even know what I could say to convince you otherwise.

I don’t see how he could be considered homophobic when it says right there on his tweet that he has gay followers.

I’m not a progressive. Not even a so-called progressive.

I knew of a illegal after hours club hidden behind a curtain in a bookstore when I lived in Rome, and you wouldn’t believe how many people accepted it when I said that it was an old speakeasy from prohibition days.

So is “This isn’t a conspiracy theory” the new “I’m not racist, but?” Because that is 100% a conspiracy theory.

Congratulations on having the worst possible take on this.

Welp. Had I known this existed, I would have found a reason to drive an hour to the nearest one to try it out. As it stands, I’m moving in a week, so that won’t be happening. It turns out the closest one will still be an hour away, but by that time I’ll likely forget that this exists.