What about ethics in the presidency?

At.....least you’re honest?

We spread the petty shit around, but we don’t make it up. The point is, there’s plenty of petty shit already—look no further than these very pages!—so why invent more? It just undermines the snotty superiority we media types are trying so hard to convey!

I am shocked that the same media outlets that helped legitimize Donald Trump’s candidacy to purposely force a “horse race” narrative, are now also fucking up and bloating the coverage on President Trump.

You should never trust Jezebel, and you should never trust a site that is hosted with Jezebel, and you should absolutely under no circumstances trust a comment on a site that is hosted with Jezebel ... trust me.

Trump is a narcissistic, misogynistic demagogue, and his presidency tarnishes our image throughout the world.

B-b-b-but I read it on Jezebel!!!

The only good thing about golf is the little cart that brings you booze.

The thing with golf is that it’s what boring rich people do in order to have meetings outdoors, so playing golf a lot kind of makes sense if you’re a President.

Some people just want to watch the world burn.

I do that at times. I cannot always resist the temptation.

I think they should be forced to make their main hobby Civ 4: Beyond the Sword.

Lot of good lessons in there.

Fair points all. I really enjoy bowling, though I don’t do it very often. But in this particular situation, I thought it might be worthwhile to suggest something that is literally in-house, meaning they can do all the recreatin’ they want without being exposed to the harsh glare of media exposure...

I dare you to make even less sense.

I also vaguely remember it being fairly inexpensive, but that’s apparently changed at some point. I easily dropped $100 there.

omg...no lie, if I knew my president played D&D w/ members of their cabinet, I would be very thrilled! Like, potentially enough to overlook egregious decisions, which I know is terrible, but I’m being honest here.

I think you just waived your right to be taken seriously.

I’m “waving” at you right now!

I can’t even parse this into something I can comprehend, my brain just sees randomly smattered words with no meaning.

I’d rip on Carl for the grammar, but I’m sure he knows a lot more English than I know Russian.