In the next election, America should just vote for whichever candidate doesn’t play golf.

I’m now envisioning a political candidate for 2020 who talks a lot about his love for go-carts and his rec room that he’s stocked to look like a 1980s arcade.

It’s also perfect for playing in a basement/war room, so no one will ever know how much time you spent leveling up your half-orc cleric when you should have been defunding healthcare or planning to invade Peru.

I can’t believe no adviser has ever pointed out the terrible optics of spending so much time on a hobby that…

Also long term strategic thinking and you have to be careful of what you say, especially if you have a hardcore DM (“That was a joke!” “You said it in character. The Archmage didn’t find it funny. You are now an ocelot. Permanently.”).

They have a goddamn bowling alley in the basement. Why would you ever leave the house?

What ever happened to freedom of speech.

So the never thought to waive like a real American. No her thoughts were for illegals who should not be here. Typical.

I think future presidents should consider D&D as a hobby. It’s cheaper then golf since you don’t need to travel, it encourages teamwork, and it’s a great way to make friends so it’s perfect for making allies.

Trump prefers to get that organically, I hear.

got her fired from her marketing job with the Virginia-based government contractor Akima LLC

Holy cow, are we making an issue out of this? I saw the Beyond Stranger Things episode myself and Sadie was embarrassed, but not traumatized. If you get a job in Hollywood you eventually have to pretend to kiss people you don’t love in real life. It’s how acting works. Quit grasping at straws just because you’re…

I’m now dead. Tell my lovers that I loved them most, and tell my enemies that I’ve only faked my death.

When I was in the UK in 2005, Pizza Hut was the home of the 6£ lunch buffet. It was pretty terrible. But if you timed it right, you could get enough to keep you full most of the day.

Just tweeted your wonderful quote with credit to you.

It’s the AV Club, so we’re supposed to hate any “corporate” pizza chain and act like their food is utter garbage and then go and pay 20 bucks for a medium pizza from some mom-and-pop place.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Harrelson#Allegations_of_involvement_in_the_assassination_of_John_F._Kennedy

Damn, deep cut right there!

I had to look that up!

Thank you for making me look that up, which I did; interesting.

This deserves all the love and stars in the world