A guy on Grindr once greeted me by asking to see my “sexy shit pussy”. If you wanna find the absolute grossest uses of language, look no further than hookup apps.

“Man, wasn’t young Rowsdower compelling?”

“I felt ashamed until now to admit that I was abducted by aliens and probed. I am seeking help for my intergalactic trauma. I apologize if YOUR offended by my grabby hands. It is just an alien thing. Did I mention that I’m gay. Because I am and that’s a thing that I am. Look over there!” (smoke bomb disappears)

Like Cat Food Breath says, this made me laugh... and I needed it today.

Let’s just hope he doesn’t use that smarmy voice that we’ve all come to know and love (until a few days ago).

Somehow, even after reading this story, your joke made me laugh.

And the worst thing is, he probably thought it was clever enough for her to want him.

Ugh! I know!

But that would be spending even MORE time on something less important than my job...

This is just how these kind of sites work nowadays unfortunately. When Rogue One came out, there was an article or two a day for months about it.

So you’ve been missing AV Club for the last 2-3 years too huh? : (

Just wait like a month, you’ll get sick of hearing about something else.

First, Steve is cool.

I mean this one is a bit interesting because it taps into background stuff created for the show - I find that stuff interesting - but things like “Steve is the man!” I can understand being a bit more annoying. That easily could’ve been said in an episode review.

It’s the popular show effect. People like Stranger Things and want to talk about it in comments. Therefore more articles are produced to facilitate places to talk about it.

No Martha’s were harmed during the making of this production.

Playing Wolfenstein 3D as a very young chuld use to scare this shit out of me. Being all alone in my room, with a computer, in like 1993, 5 years old, playing WOlfenstein 3D while my parents were sleeping. Every “Hut Heya!” would make me jump sky high, my heart pounding in my chest.

Also, the original Diablo. Can’t…

If only Wonder Woman’s mother was called “Martha.”

Whichever one took place at the hospital, Jesus that was tense. I remember inching forward, gun drawn, watching the corners, just as if I were actually trying to clear a structure that might have unknown assailants inside. I think it took me at least 20 minutes to work my way through a structure that wasn’t actually…

All of them.