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I edited it because it was a bit too harsh.

That cat’s gotta eat, huh, Randall.

I loathed that movie when it came out and I loathe it now. I really did not understand at the time why everyone was falling over themselves to validate that misogynist piece of crap that glorifies the lust of a middle aged man for a teen girl who is portrayed as some kind of empty nympho. I was a teen girl at the

Yea. But that is still about number 20 on the list of things in American Beauty that has aged poorly.

Get a load of this tough guy over here!

That’s probably the only non-stealth mission in that game that works well - most of the others were somewhere between frustrating and unplayable.

“Are they trying to silence me?”

Nothing wrong with Escape From The Planet Of The Robot Monsters, once you accept it’s isometric Robotron.

Kinda reminds me of those puzzles in DOOM which rely on your character not being able to step over a wall higher than his shins.

I *loved* that game. I think the hall-effect twisty joystick had something to do with it, because I loved I Robot and Ikari Warriors too. That and the wacky B-movie aesthetic was enough to carry it for me (but then, I loved most of Warner Atari’s arcade games in that era and VERY few of them hold up).

Oh, I love “Escape From The Planet Of The Robot Monsters”. I was only able to beat it because it was in the “free to play” section of Wunderland Arcades.

My brother and I beat the Simpsons arcade game at one of those pay-by-the-hour arcades. I couldn’t imagine trying to beat it by pumping a college education’s worth of quarters into it. Same with the TMNT arcade game.

Dragon’s Lair was a painfully unfun ball buster of a game. It never felt like I was actually in control of the character in the game and yes as a result I ended up dying over and over again. I seem to recall accidentally killing myself a bunch of times by slicing the rope I was swinging on on.

As a rapper or just a general musician? As a rapper, you could make a strong case for Big Boi > Andre 3000, as a general musician overall, you could make a strong case for the opposite. I think that’s one of the reasons they ‘were’ (sadly) so great together.

That criticism is harsh but probably fair. However it was a fast, fun primer for 11 year olds who don’t know all the horror tropes and cliches. Kids need something before they graduate to King.

God, whenever I think I know which was the worst Goosebumps book, it turns out I have forgotten 5 others WAAAY worse. I guess they can’t all be The Cuckoo Clock of Doom...

I thought I was gonna get something like that one episode of Community where Abed helps deliver a baby in the background.

The Goosebumps movie with Jack Black as “R.L. Stine” was surprisingly good. I liked the continuity with the books, especially Slappy as the villain, and the twist with the (super-cute) neighbor girl.

It’s a good thing RL Stine decided to write the books down instead of just making shitty internet videos of each story.

It happened on The Wonder Years episode called Odd Man Out. Kevin had a fight with Paul and hangs out with candy lover Doug Porter. Doug’s kinda annoying and being an asshole Kevin has a dream sequence where Dog falls into candy like quicksand. I mean he does try to save him in the dream, but still.