They used to be called Sugar Smacks, Sugar Pops, Sugar Crisp, etc., but thank god they took all the sugar out of the recipes, so now I can eat them all day without ill effect. Just wholesome honey and, uh, “golden,” I guess?

But corn pops are actually good. Honey smacks Fuckin suck

Used to be Sugar Smacks, before shame existed.

You’ll never convince me it’s not pronounced daiquiri.

This was handled in an article, five years ago.

Well me too, but there’s only so far back you can bend while slow dancing.

There’s a lot of allegations coming out against powerful men abusing that power against women lately. This is terrible news (that these things happen at all), but also good to finally see some consequence to these disgusting actions.

Well, the AV club did give the jackass ‘Bad Grandpa’ movie a B-. The whole plot of that film was ‘old people often become socially inappropriate as they age’ which seems to be what we are seeing here

With this article, that joke sounds a whole lot dirtier.

Now it makes sense why security told the first woman she shouldn’t stand so close to the man. Obviously he’d been asked what he capital of Thailand was one too many times.

I’m not so upset about the Kinjapocalypse, what bothers me most of this new format is that the Newsletter subscription popup keeps bumping me back to the top of the page arbitrarily. It’s so freaking annoying. Does it disappear if I do subscribe?

“A comedic masterstroke.”

In his defense, he had a choice between the two things old people can be, and he didn’t choose “publicly racist”.

Surely we could find a better comparison than nature’s most disgusting fruit.

Well, he capitulated. Time will tell if he learned anything beyond not talking about this particular subject that he doesn’t understand.

Anyone here ever get nostalgic for content?

Can do!

He looks like a High School shop teacher who is way too into his annual Sturgis road-trip

Look, the guy was a Navy pilot. There’s zero chance that he never had a history of this kind of thing.

I’m disappointed this is no longer ok. My only aspiration in life was to one day become an old guy who could get away with pinching cute young women’s asses.