Well absent confirmation, we couldn’t be sure she wasn’t referring to Carl Dreyer, who might have faked his own death, achieved immortality and was doing spec work in film industry under an assumed name.

“You know Larry, I once dealt with a difficult patient like yourself. Let’s just say he happened to be the director of Star Wars and he had a serious addiction to prostitutes”

It turns out the WWI memorabilia is counterfeit because no one referred to it as ‘World War I” at the time. Who’d have expected that it’d be the first in a franchise?

I can’t wait for other clue-games, e.g. Sandra Bullock says she was harassed by an actor whose name rhymes with Ilchester Crawphone on the set of Man Who Demolishes Things. It makes the chore of wading through every Hollywood sexual harassment anecdote given its own post exciting and fun.

Dammit, all the clues I had pointed to Bugs Meany!

“don’t lock someone in a room and light it on fire.”

I’m looking at one of those poorly illustrated “Horseplay is for horses!” mini-posters right now. This is one is rather benign though, apparently warning against play fighting with lightsabers while scuba tanks are around.

I assume some amount of horseplay was permitted if you did find yourself in the jungle. In the jungle, they’ve got fun and games.

Well if I can’t steal a helicopter what’s even the fucking point of joining the Navy?

Well I hope they gave you accurate and up-to-date information about where to bring any dead birds you find.

That horseplay training exists b/c of people like 2 of my PVTs in Germany who thought it would be a great idea to play baseball w/ snowballs and a sledge hammer, the 1 w/ the hammer “bat” of course having to be perched on top of an Abrams tank turret. During the last pitch of the game, the head flew off the…

“See the world!

That last one is the method my mother used to discourage playing with matches.. I’ll never forget the bubbling of the paint on the walls of that closet or the stench of burning poly/cotton blend.

Every time you see an absurd warning label on a product or structure, know that someone did that and sued the maker.

Well not with all those rules in place, he’s not!

Travel to exotic locations and crash into fishing vessels!

I suppose it speaks to the average intelligence/self-control level of people who are inclined to yvan eht nioJ.

So how do they compare with Caterpillar’s “Shake Hands With Danger”?

What the hell, you can’t engage in a little part-time human trafficking? You’re already on a boat, so half the work is done. How else are you supposed to supplement your income?

Yeah.. I mean, his characterization of Pence is pretty accurate honestly. Pence is a dumb, angry zealot, as evidenced by his old radio show. Trump of course is another story so I’m not about to laud trump for being right about this anymore than I’d laud him for opening up a jar of peanut butter on his own.