Right now, he’s reading this comment, screaming at the screen: “Newts aren’t reptiles!”

If only there was some kind of sign, like the films of Lars Von Trier

Okay, so maybe dogs do technically have knees. But I think we are all in agreement that dogs cannot, in fact, look up. That’s just science.

To be fair, there’s a bit of a difference between the two. In one case a football announcer casually shoehorns a mention of the abuser having had a bad week, almost as if he were the victim. The other is a comedy show that is known to skewer politicians and celebrities, where the abuser would almost certainly have…

How dare you. Take it back, Mr. Denton.

It’s a ridiculous religion

Plus I seem to recall a bunch of publications getting mad at SNL for not making any jokes last week.

I agree so completely. He does his job, and is immediately villified. I’m sorry, the fucking pigs here are the people who rape. Not the ones making fun of the people who rape.

Wow the guy who tells jokes about current events for a living told a joke about current events and now he’s a “disgusting pig”.

You can’t actually contract for criminal behavior (e.g., I can’t have a contract with a woman that explicitly states she will provide sexual favors in exchange for payment(s)). However, this is about civil liability to the company for violations of the code of conduct. It should be legal. Although it could possibly be…

The stuff after the comma in your post makes the stuff before the comma redundant. Any sort of lawyer could at least IMAGINE how the contract might hold up in court, and the good ones would also probably be thinking “Here’s how I’D argue it, if I had to...” :-)

Mmm, fondant.

Dude.... ouch.

I hate you.

You might but....

Nope. A bullet vacated it.

You Bastard!

My husband and I did Party Down one year— cheapest and easiest costume that no one got I’ve ever done.

I’ve accepted that I can’t talk about what mansplaining is without falling into the trap of mansplaining. I’ll give them credit, it’s a pretty good trap. I’m doing it right now, so I’ll keep it brief: Just tip your cap and move on.

An article about an article about an article on an article of clothing based on a that article of clothing. Nice.