Especially if you know you’re also not going to get a free axe.

Honestly, unless they’re using a time machine to bring back the Tim Burton from the 80s and 90s, I’d just as soon leave him out of this.

You know, I may not have ever seen an unedited version of this movie. I definitely remember hearing Cathy Moriarty say “Bitch” on Casper and being absolutely delighted, though.

DAAAAAAAYO!

You might say it’s the biggest takedown since Max Landis’ father killed three people with a helicopter.

You know that heavy feeling in your gut that beer gives you and liquor does not? That’s the body forming its own garmonbozia.

There are actual literal grammar nazis out there? Fascinating!

While I don’t agree that Bill Clinton is the single biggest obstacle preventing change right now, it IS a fair point. And it’s WAY off base to say that we should condemn someone for their history of sexual assault is right-wing and misogynistic.

If anything good can come of all of this, then perhaps the public will turn on Ben Affleck and the DCEU films will be shelved as a result.

This list led me to the related list of school pranks, which had me horrified at the inclusion of “Teebagging,” until I read it and saw that it was referring to something else.

At least that doesn’t seem to involve actual penetration.

I won’t say how I know this, but I recently discovered that a surprising number of people think that sneaking up behind someone in a shower and sticking a thumb up their ass is a funny joke.

You know what? Yes. It WAS, in part, her fault. Because actions have consequences, especially when those consequences are automated. That’s not saying that she was wrong to say the things she said. Ideally, she should not have been suspended, as the original poster also stated. But she doesn’t exist in a magical fairy…

Yeah, but if I’m being honest, they’re in there most days anyway.

I would disagree. Being attracted to (or not attracted to) a particular race is no more racist than being heterosexual is homophobic. People have particular tastes and preferences. It’s not good or bad; it just is.

I’ll probably just be Napoleon Dynamite for the 13th time in a row. Classic reference, never gets old.

About 5 years ago, I recognized someone’s costume as a caterer from Party Down, and he was overjoyed because I was the only person who got it. Apparently his friends were very surprised, because they had been mocking him for choosing a costume that nobody would get.

I feel like you have trouble understanding how jokes work.

I was really just making a joke. I don’t think it’s racist to be attracted or not attracted to any particular race; it’s just personal preference. Way to ruin the joke, Ricky Coogin!

To my knowledge, all of the women who have come forward have been white, so it’s entirely possible that he’s also a racist, and that racism prevented even more women from being sexually assaulted. So at least we have that silver lining.