Car chase THROUGH TIME.

I’ve been running through the series with my wife. I’d only seen 2 and 3, and she had never seen any of them. I wish Paul Walker was still alive, so they could get back to the homoeroticism of the first one. I swear they were close to kissing a few times. It’s not even subtle; Vin Diesel is named Dom, and Lil’ Bow…

This game has a very Earthbound look to it. I hope it is also a light-hearted romp with random horrors mixed in. That would fit pretty well with the show, actually.

Man, if a sad clown sits down next to me, I am getting up and sitting elsewhere.

The last time I had Sbarro was at a layover in Amsterdam. After years of living in Italy, with access to the best pizza in the world, I still couldn’t resist that terrible taste of home.

I’ve paid more for worse pizza. With Little Caesars, you know exactly what you’re getting. Plus, if you’re camping, you can get a $5 pizza, put it over the fire for a few minutes, and you have a delightful treat.

Man, The Trumpmeister has done a lot of things wrong in regard to Puerto Rico, but this is not bad, or offensive, or mean-spirited, so let’s just calm the fuck down. Criticizing every minor thing he does takes the impact away from his truly shitty actions.

Not if you’re one of those weird sad clowns!

Dear Little Caesars: As a denizen of the internet, I would very much like to see these employees fired. Restaurant hygeine is no laughing matter.

Since we have now gone full circle, and the only thing I use Yahoo for anymore is fantasy football, I guess I’m fine with the hackers getting the details about the time I ruined my season by picking up Nick Foles.

But on the bright side, you can use real parmesan, instead of the fake stuff that isn’t even allowed to be legally sold as parmesan in Europe.

There’s still one in Lansing. I have never been, because apparently I am willing to drive 10 minutes for Fazoli’s, but not 15, so when they closed the closer one to me, that was the end of the line.

Smart money is on Teddy Roosevelt.

You’re the Stride Mother Kinja needs, but not the one it deserves.

Keep your fingers crossed for a hybrid of a true crime documentary and his previous TV show “Juiced,” as he travels across the country searching for his wife’s killer while playing hilarious pranks on unsuspecting strangers.

As I understand it, Kinja sorts comments by putting those with the most responses at the top. So the divisive comments will naturally gravitate towards the top, as they are the ones that are most likely to illicit a response.

Do you have any reason to believe that anybody pressured the mayor to say that? I’ve heard that elsewhere, but until I see some sort of evidence from a non-biased source, it amounts to nothing more than conjecture.

The thing is, terrorism has a specific definition by the federal government as being used to further political or social objectives. So it would be presumptuous to start throwing that word around without knowing if it fits.

As many as are decreed by his majesty Mike Judge, the King of Pop-Culture Hill.

I’ve heard that she’s also the one holdout keeping us from getting a new Porky’s movie.