Yeah, when I saw the toys start showing up on the clearance shelves at Kohl’s, I figured this fad was going away.

In a recent survey conducted by myself, 100% of drunk Facetacos prefer going to Wendy’s for a billion chicken nuggets and then yelling at the guy who says that the dining room is closed and only the drive-thru is open, and that I’m not allowed to walk through for safety reasons. My arguments that driving through while…

To be fair, that’s also the kind of line they would have thrown out in the original series. It was important, but it was never very good.

I do not approve of this selection. Jackie Earle Haley’s problem was that he was too serious as Freddy. He devolved over the course of the series into basically a cartoon, but in the first few films, he still brought some wit to his terror. Kevin Bacon doesn’t strike me as being able to do that. I would vote for…

It’s the unfortunate byproduct of the Gizmodo group coming in and Kinjaculating all over this site.

And also, randomly meeting up with some dude who took your number from someone else’s phone is a terrible idea that probably nobody should do.

In the pre-Tinder days, my friend and I tried to find random dates from each other’s phones. She picked a guy from my phone book, and I picked a lady from hers. We didn’t share information about the person except whether or not they were single, and we each texted the person we picked to strike up a conversation. …

Meme makers are undoubtedly also collaborating on an ill-advised mashup of Arthur memes and the “Ehrmagerd” girl.

This is true of 100% of birds. There is no such thing as a friendly bird. Peacocks are particularly shitty.

My mom was worried that the plug would overheat if I left it plugged in. Like, it hasn’t overheated in the 6 hours I just spent getting to the final boss on Adventure Island, but yes, it might burn the house down if I leave it on for an hour while we run to the store, MOM.

This will inevitably lead to an Old Sheldon spinoff, in which an elderly Sheldon lives in a retirement home. Wacky hijinks ensue.

Wasn’t a different version of this same review posted yesterday?

I have yet to play the 2nd one, but I remember the first Dishonored had a “good” option to kidnap a woman and hand her over to her stalker rather than just killing her. That hardly seems preferable.

Not to be a party pooper, but none of us should be celebrating Trump’s loss here. Luther Strange, despite his supervillain name, would have been preferable to Roy Moore, who legitimately thinks that there are parts of the country operating under Sharia law.

I have a fondness for Eminem’s early work, but man, it has NOT aged well.

But we get videos about facts pulled from IMDB every day now!

I’m holding out for the Nintendo 64 Classic, so I can get in on some of that sweet Superman 64 action.

All Texans are legally required to have respect for Anne Richards.

I wish women would stop lying about this guy. No way a guy with an Edgy Cool Guy Twitter name like Headgeek666 could ever do something so improper!

It is!