It’s less about the show (although it’s exactly the kind of mainstream, lowest-common-denominator show that does not appeal to this site’s demographic), and more about the fact that this site has gone from providing thoughtful, insightful reviews to this kind of Buzzfeed-esque clickbait.

I hope that everybody involved with the posting of this article and accompanying video feels deeply, deeply ashamed.

Luther Strange could at least change his name to something that doesn’t make it so obvious that he’s a supervillain.

It’s better than my dead friend who still tags me in ads for discount sunglasses on occasion.

Yeah, I already canceled my showtime, and I’m waiting for the DVD release to watch it all again. But I’m about to go through all of the Roadhouse songs, because yesterday I heard the Au Revoir Simone song from the 4th episode, and noticed these lyrics that just perfectly match up with the finale:

He put quite a few nods to the real world in that last episode. The Odessa sign had the correct, current population, and there was a long shot of a Valero, which did not have gas stations before 2001.

Pay for your own Uber, Cole Sprouse!

Right now, I’m listening to Sister Hazel, but I’m not particularly proud of that.

So is this why he is the king of the pop-culture hill? Because I’ve been looking for an article to explain that, and I’ve had no luck finding one.

If you’re making pancakes for people you hate, you can try it with Fresca.

Breakfast cupcakes already exist. They’re called muffins.

You know what is the world’s worst KKK take? Any provided by an actual member of the KKK. Jesus Christ, this article makes me angry. The headline alone implies that “Grand Wizard is a cool title” is a worse take than “The KKK are right to hate anyone who isn’t white!”

Descriptors that I would NOT use when discussing the Twitter thread in question:

“Can I use this Hulu thing even if I don’t have WebTV?”

I had no idea that he was in jail. But I guess that explains why he hasn’t shown us what he’s working with for some time now.

I seriously considered investing in a bunch of baby carriers to be sold at a later date. Consider the price of a new Tula wrap:

I felt the same way when I first heard about it. They go crazy with this shit. The only way my wife was able to convince me that she should have a Tula carrier was by showing me the many, many used wraps selling for 2-3x retail value on eBay because the prints are no longer available anywhere else.

Powell & Mahoney is the only brand I’ve found. I’ve looked for others, because I don’t like supporting a brand that charges $6 for 12 oz of simple syrup, but I’ve had no luck.

Bex Taylor-Klaus would be good, except that she was already in the Arrowverse, and I’m hoping for a crossover at some point. Kiernan Shipka would be my ideal choice, assuming she’s not too busy playing Rachel in my imagined Animorphs adaptation.

True southerners use ya’ll as a singlular pronoun. All ya’ll is the plural.