I wish!

A bunch of capital-M Mommies get together and discuss the devices they use to carry their babies. They go crazy for that shit.

Cashews are clearly the superior nut, but I don’t know how great that would be. But it may be worth a try.

The original was a great movie, and anybody who didn’t enjoy it is probably the type of person who thinks that pear halves make a good dessert.

There was definitely a drop in quality during the Kirstie Alley years. But it still remains my go-to comfort show.

She’s too busy selling overpriced products to the type of people who attend baby-wearing parties to get involved in anything so silly.

Salted. And glass because that makes it taste better.

I reject a lot of my southern roots; I don’t say “ya’ll,” I’m not “fixin’” to do anything, and I can’t stand most country music. But my taste buds are the one area where I embrace my southern heritage. And peanuts in Coke are damn delicious.

Me too. But I’ll have to settle for buying it off the shelf.

I’ve been using Cheers for the past few decades, and it hasn’t failed me yet.

Oh good, I was hoping we’d finally get that documentary on fucking Chris Brown that everyone has been clamoring for.

I’m actually cheating and buying it. I would love to have a centrifuge, but I don’t have the thousands to spend on making better mixers. I’ve used agar to clarify orange juice the old fashioned way, but lime juice is more heat-sensitive, so it’s easier just to buy it.

Only if you’re drinking the Coke from a glass bottle.

Please, nobody hold a shotgun up to your eye to aim as these men are doing. That is a poor idea.

It’s better than most, since it’s usually just a rum & coke with a lime wedge garnish. And I will admit that I have become a bit spoiled with my usage of clarified lime juice, which provides a much more concentrated flavor than you can get from other juice or even muddling.

My initial thought upon reading this was that the only thing one should put in a cola is citrus, alcohol, or peanuts (if it’s a glass bottle). But I actually had all of the ingredients for this handy, and decided to give it a shot. I stand by my initial assessment.

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: That link for a Cuba Libre recipe is hogwash. What you want to do is use almost as much lime juice as cola. I usually do 1.5 oz of lime juice, 1.5 oz of rum, and 2.5 oz of cola. And it is a goddamn delight.

I was able to see them; that’s how I responded to you. But now it says my response is pending approval, even though I’ve been freed from the greys, so maybe something is a little wacky in this post.

I was able to see them; that’s how I responded to you. But now it says my response is pending approval, even though…

I was thrown off at first that Russell was trying so hard to get him back to school, since I was sure he was the shooter, but now it seems increasingly likely that he’s embezzling money from the school and planning to frame Gamby for it.

It’s also pretty weird that the review acts as if Belinda is only suspected of the shooting because Gamby is racist. He is definitely racist, but if I was shot after burning down someone’s house and destroying her life, I would probably put that person at the top of my suspect list too, regardless of race.