Why spend hundreds of dollars on dice-rolling equipment when you could just have your manservant do it for you?

Why spend hundreds of dollars on dice-rolling equipment when you could just have your manservant do it for you?

The rest are in the greys until someone goes in and approves them. It’s really dumb.

The rest are in the greys until someone goes in and approves them. It’s really dumb.

I don’t think it was super obvious, but I seem to be the only person who doesn’t love the twist, if only because I don’t like Ted Danson as a villain.

Macklemore raps like a commercial for a website where you can check your credit score.

I seldom drink Coke, on account of a troubled history of kidney stones, but I do love me a Cuba Libre made with TONS of lime juice. Pretty much equal parts lime juice and Coke.

Next week: “Kick your rum up a notch by adding a little cola!”

Cradling balls isn’t sexist. Everybody likes to cradle balls.

This strikes me as a feature with a very limited future.

Sarah Huckabee Sanders is actually Sarah Palin, Mike Huckabee, and Bernie Sanders standing on each other’s shoulders and wearing long trench coats to appear to be just one person.

But who needs to be accurate when you could be outraged instead?

I, for one, am furious that this comedian known primarily for singing with other famous people did not accost a man who is no longer part of the President’s administration with outrage and a refusal to be friendly. What a monster.

Oh, fuck right off. I don’t like Trump either, but I’m not going to sell my soul and suddenly pretend that fucking Juggalos are a worthy cause to back. It’s still okay to hate Juggalos, you guys. It doesn’t make you a Republican, it makes you a reasonable human being.

SPOILER ALERT: Patton Oswalt’s special is just him standing on a stage, tweeting, as the entire AV Club staff conduct a circle jerk around him.

The members of Dr. Hook & The Medicine Show are taking this opportunity to pool their money together in hopes of making their collective dream a reality.

Can you imagine the sitcom-worthy antics these two would get up to if Berlusconi was still in office?

I’m planning to drop hints that I want the season on DVD for Christmas, so I can watch it all again and see what I pick up on now that I know where it’s going. There have been some things that popped into my head, like Sarah Palmer/Judy(?) freaking out about the turkey jerky being an indicator that she was worried…

Unless we’re talking about Mike Judge, the king of the pop-culture hill.

Did we actually hear Dougie 3 say anything other than “Home”?

I always thought Intolerable Cruelty was an underrated classic. But I first saw it in a double-screening with Reindeer Games, so it’s possible that it was just better by comparison.

As a long-time fan of Dinosaur Comics, I would see Ryan North recommend Achewood on occasion, and I tried, but I just could NOT figure out why anybody liked it. Then one day, on a 12-hour night shift with nothing else to do, I decided to begin at the beginning and read through the archive until I “got it.” …