Spaghetti should have been done in the style of Harmony Korine.

As soon as I saw this discussion, I hastily scrolled through to see if anyone had mentioned Bono getting stuck in a lemon. I am apparently incapable of hearing a conversation about U2 without bringing that up. It's one of the greatest things to ever happen, right up there with the time that Fabio took a duck to the…

I cannot fathom being a person who has a strong opinion one way or another about a memo written by someone I've never met and circulated internally within a company where I don't work. But you do you, I suppose.

I also enjoyed 3:10 to Yuma. Freaky Deaky wasn't great, but Crispin Glover was some inspired casting. But my favorite books were those featuring Raylan Givens, and Justified is still the best adaptation of his work, even if it's not an adaptation of any single piece of writing.

If you only watched two episodes, then I can assure you, it gets much worse.

She's good for three seasons, so they still have time to end that relationship.

I'm eagerly awaiting the news that Flaked was cancelled so they will release me from my prison. My God, do I hate Flaked. But I can't resist hate-watching it.

You know she was also…NOT in a leotard at one point, right?

No Man's Sky also named an element after Lemmy.

I didn't say it's not bad, and I didn't say anybody is overly sensitive.

But there are shades of homophobia. He didn't call for a ban on homosexuality, or say anything derogatory about them. Even if he had said "Those people are weird," it would have been more of a concern for me. But "Those people weird me out" really puts it more on him being weirded out than anything they did wrong. …

Pretty much, yeah. It would be great if he would be open and accepting, but if he's not being insulting or trying to deny anybody their rights, then it's pretty much as mild of an offense as I could imagine.

He's a professional chef. Good recipes are literally the only thing I would expect from him.

That's…not that bad? It's not GOOD, but I'm not ready to write him off as a bad human being for that one statement. He's fine. I've tried a few of his recipes, and they're usually okay.

Nah, you gotta soak it in the booze, and then it eat once it's all been absorbed.

Too explain jokes people make on the Twitter.

I prefer to think of myself as a Willenial.

The balls pop out of his mouth.

How about the guy who's had the My Buddy jingle stuck in my brain for the past few decades?

I know pretty much every movie Marlon Wayans makes gets shit on by critics and audiences, but I still keep watching them, hoping for a White Chicks scenario where everyone is actually wrong.