I got a random curveball yesterday and wasn't allowed to use special characters. I wasn't quite sure how to proceed.

When I had to use a system that required a 14-character password with two uppercase, two lowercase, two numbers, and two special characters, I switched over to using patterns and I never looked back. I couldn't tell you what most of my passwords are off the top of my head, but I know the sequence of buttons to press,…

In the books they had to order a Happy Meal with extra Happy. But they probably couldn't get the rights to that for the show.

I watched it for Shawnee Smith, who I have had a crush on since she was the best part of The Stand.

I still like American Beauty, too.

This seems to be a recurring theme with Elmore Leonard's work. His books were full of memorable characters and snappy dialogue, and never had anything even remotely literary about them, which made them perfect for adaptation. Except that time they tried to make The Big Bounce with Owen Wilson.

This time, Ted ends up as a lumberjack.

You put a lot more work into Goatse than I did; all I ever did was set it as the homepage of anybody foolish enough to give me access to their computer.

I doubt most people took the time to explore what else Goatse had to offer.

It certainly stinks.

When the world was created, the White Witch (who had been brought through in an attempt to return her to her homeworld of Charn) ate an apple that gave her great power. The tree that the apple came from was able to keep her from unleashing her powers, but once the tree died, she was able to make it so that it's…

I adore Kate Micucci, but if I wanted a character who is excitable and adventurous, hers is probably not the voice I would choose.

I will only watch this if he explains why Wakka wore suspenders holding up the bottom half of a shirt.

I went back to revisit them as an adult and they really do hold up well. The ending, in particular, was dark as hell, and damn near perfect.

Also, he's way too old, but the guy who plays Cisco on The Flash may as well play Marco, since that's basically the character he's playing anyway.

A) Animorphs were badass.
B) Rachel was the most badass of the Animorphs.
C) They need to hurry up and get to making an Animorphs movie while Kiernan Shipka is still young enough to play Rachel.

Sorry to tell you this, my dudes, but Trump's birthday is already a federal holiday, due to his having been born on June 14th, AKA Flag Day.

I was going to say that I was surprised to see Twista was also getting started in 1997, but Wikipedia informs me that he's been rapping very quickly since 1991, and it just took a long time for anyone to care.

That's a terrible strain on the artist's hand.

Ahem. The race that you so insensitively refer to as "dogs" are actually Dogfaces. Pluto is a dog. Goofy is a dogface. You'd do well to be more considerate of the words you use.