Wolf Brand, no beans. It's the only chili worth buying.

For queso? This is very fancy. I cook most of my foods from scratch, and seldom use frozen or canned ingredients. I also had to stop going to the cheese store because I was spending around $50/week on fancy cheeses. But queso will always be Velveeta and Ro-Tel. Anything else is just trying to show off.

AHEM. Frito Pie was invented in the 1940s by Daisy Doolin, the mother of Frito inventor Charles Doolin, and is not to be profaned with your absurd claims.

I am a big fan of free market capitalism, and I found Atlas Shrugged to be insufferable. I specifically remember the moment that I decided I wasn't going to read another word and threw the book across the room. It was quite satisfying.

Oddworld: Abe's Oddysee had a button that would let you fart. There was no reason to use it at any point in the game.

He demonstrated that on the actress from Sliders, who was the best part of Thinner because she gave 11-year old Facetaco feelings.

The best food I had in Helsinki was reindeer fajitas. I made them myself because I didn't know what the hell else to do with reindeer.

That's along the same lines as the Nutty Brown Cafe, which is actually pretty rad, and to be fair, it's on Nutty Brown Road. But still…Nutty Brown Cafe. Just say that out loud.

I feel you on that, but I can justify it by the fact that I just don't eat that many sandwiches. And you can't buy the ingredients individually, so I would have to either drastically increase my sandwich consumption or spend more money on ingredients that would just go to waste. Or I can just go to buy a sandwich…

Speaking of Jesus, there was (very briefly) a restaurant where I used to live called Jesus Loves You. It didn't last very long.

There's a chain of coffee shops in Michigan called Biggby, but they chose that name when people complained about the original name, which was Beaners. They claimed not to know that was a racial slur, which seems unlikely to me.

A) The Kalevala is Finnish, and while Finns consider themselves to be Scandinavian, not all of Scandinavia agrees with that assessment.

Awesome, I can't wait to hate it!

I was very short in the late 90s, and I had one of those shirts that said "It's not the size of the dog in the fight, but the fight in the dog." I wore it once and got made fun of for it and never wore it again.

Beat me to it!

Production takes a while, they're probably just assuming that won't be an issue by the time the movie is completed.

That doesn't work with every dish. She asked me if she could order enchiladas without the tortillas. No, crazy lady, you cannot, because the enchiladas are filled, rolled tortillas covered in sauce and baked. I think she ended up ordering fajitas since the tortillas come on the side so you don't have to actually…

I actually think it works BETTER if you view it as a stand-alone film. As a prequel to the series, it's pretty lame. The first 30 minutes is devoted to characters we never see again who don't even tie in to the series mythos, and the entire thing is much darker than the series, without any of the quirk or whimsy. …

No, it's not. But it's not on the menu. They would have to figure out how to price it. They would have to take time out of their very busy (we waited an hour to get a table) schedule to explain it to the cook, who is also very busy. The cook would have to change his practiced routine to make something that isn't…

I saw a screening of Survival Of The Dead with a Q&A with George Romero beforehand, and he seemed like a wonderful dude. He certainly seemed far more likely to give you some sage advice and a Werther's Original than to make gruesomely violent movies.