The last two towns I've lived in have each had one Popeye's, in the worst part of town. But no Church's, so I guess Popeye's has to fill in.

I had all three of those on pizzas in Europe. Although not at the same time.

Watch it twice.

I told my coworker I was going to see it, and she asked what it's about. I told her it's about a talking baby who dreams of being a racecar driver, and then he finally fulfills his dream but a horrific crash leaves him with 3rd degree burns over 80% of his body and the movie is about him learning to live with his…

Regional? I sent it to my wife (who is currently in Finland) right after I watched it, and it was blocked for her.

The first time I heard AC/VC, I almost fell down laughing when the singing started. Now I know it's coming, but it still gets me every time.

But there are two names in the headline! Are we supposed to just be able to figure out which one is responsible for this?!

War Of The Roses would have been better if they committed to the gag and made Kathleen Turner actually feed Michael Douglas his dog.

That's what made Bucky Larson such a huge hit!

Remember how Uncle Phil used to throw Jazz out of the house? Like that, but Uncle Phil would always grab Jazz by his shirt, and Trump will grab her…elsewhere.

Looking at dumb shit on a tablet and reruns of old comedies on TV are perfectly fine hobbies. It sounds like the problem is that you don't acknowledge his interests as legitimate.

That would end a career if anybody still paid attention to his career.

This wasn't meant to be a question. I might be a little drunk.

You South Austinites can keep your coffee and your food trucks?!

There is a huge divide between North Austin and South Austin. It's been years since I moved away, but when I lived in Pflugerville, I never went south. It was just such a hassle, and I could go to the Chuy's in North Lamar, so there wasn't even a very compelling reason to traverse the upper deck of I-35.

I am from Austin, and I've never had one of these. I'm sure it's good, but the drink that tames the Texas heat is tea. The ice is implied.

When I used to live in Italy, I would occasionally go to a cafe called Triestina. One time I went there and saw someone else having the most amazing drink. They put a shot of espresso and a shot of Jameson in a glass, then added chocolate ice cream, Bailey's, nutella, chocolate sauce, whipped cream, and chopped…

Too soon?

In his defense, she was just a kid, and it is well established that kids say the darnedest things.

I'm relying on the honor system.