Two more words: Come again?

Nobody is talking about whether or not the Conservatives won. It's about whether or not Theresa May, a single Conservative individual, won. And yes, she did.

"Moral victory" is only ever claimed by people who know they lost.

Time for the entire staff of The AV Club to follow CNN's example and resign.

I was hoping he would explain how he erected that human totem pole in Hannibal.

Now that sounds like an apocalypse I can support!

That sounds like a phrase that would be used by someone who says "sheeple" with a straight face.

That's it. Case closed. Trump was right this whole time. Guess I gotta become a Republican now.

Your mom sounds like a ten-year old!

I, too, bought one of those to make my own sausage. But that seems like so much work, so I never do it. I only ever use mine to grind bacon to mix in with my beef when I'm making burgers.

I tried explaining the concept of Salisbury Steak to my wife (who is not from this country), and I realized that I'm not entirely sure what it even is. Cube steak covered in gravy? It is generally only eaten as part of a frozen meal, although I recall my mother making it and serving it on a piece of sandwich bread? …

It sounds like a Horseshoe, but that has Texas toast instead of rice, french fries instead of a fried egg, and cheese sauce instead of gravy.

I imagine he used the hot grease before it solidified. I never met the man. He died before I was born and his body was donated to science. He was, by all accounts, a rotten man, whose presence on this Earth is not missed. All I know of the man is that my father once saw him shoot a cat, and he dipped his toast in…

My ex-step-grandfather used to dip his toast in bacon grease. He is also dead.

I believe it was "bazinga."

I respect your knowledge of what you have in your freezer. Mine is a frozen wasteland of leftovers and inredients I never used. There's some meat, some other meat, a bunch of red bell peppers from when I found a 5 lb bag for $3.50, and…I dunno, I guess it's stew?

I thought season 1 was much better. Mostly because I didn't like the new Capheus as much.

I wouldn't say Twin Peaks is centered around women. I wouldn't really say it's centered around anything. Maybe the dual Coopers.

Sure, but can you imagine the look on their faces when they realized that they gave him extra money so he could show a bomb exploding for 20 minutes?

It was the most restless night of sleep I've had in a long time.