I watched something lighthearted and forgettable right afterwards. I did this on purpose to try to make it easier for me to go to sleep.

It's gotta be related to the Fire Walk With Me poem somehow, right? There can't be two unrelated creepy nonsense poems.

In a row?!

Also, the thing I remember the most about that book is that the author denies any homosexual undertones, yet the protagonist spends an entire paragraph describing another boy's ass.

I prefer the movie, where the students all inexplicably break out into song and dance in the middle of the trial.

Roseanna is better than both of them.

That sounds like a lot of dong for a single movie.

If it helps, the women are only attractive on the outside. Deep down, they're all just as awful as the men.

You should keep going. All of these men continue to see who can act more selfishly and be the worst human being while incredibly attractive women continue to throw themselves at them. Not a single sympathetic character in the entire series.

I am eagerly awaiting the news that Netflix has cancelled Flaked, so I can be released from my inexplicable devotion to hate-watching that terrible show.

I mean, the movie featured a scene that played a woman raping a man for laughs, so comments like this are more or less par for the course.

Except for No Man's Sky!

I definitely couldn't stop watching. But can you imagine being the network executive who Lynch convinced to give him more money because nothing from his artistic vision could be cut, and then seeing this episode?

I had to check to see if this was really a Farrelly Brothers movie. It was not. I feel betrayed.

Can you imagine what a terrible world we would live in if people didn't lie? Lying is basically the cornerstone of our society.

In the 1997 film Liar, Liar, Jim Carrey plays a man named Fletcher Reede. But from 1984 - 1998, Jay Hammer played a character on the soap opera Guiding Light by the name of Fletcher Reade. Are we supposed to believe that this is just a coincidence?!

I haven't eaten at a Sonic since I got some ridiculous limited time burger that had chili and barbecue sauce on it, and they ruined it with fucking mustard.

I'm sorry, but Bomani Jones believes Mr. Wonder can see, and who am I to question Bomani Jones?

That was one of my biggest gripes. Diana beat Ares and stopped war. Except I guess it was just for like a minute, because we all know that war continues to exist to this day.

It is a very hard game. And I got SO FAR into it. Granted, I used codes to pick up where I died, but I think that still counts. Never beat it, though.