(*reads headline*) Maybe Evans means that teams shouldn’t sign Manziel out of compassion and concern, so that he can focus all of his energy on getting the help he so desperately needs.

I think this rant actually qualifies as three delegates for Donald Trump.

I refuse to believe Bradford Jamieson IV isn’t the name of a Johns Hopkins lacrosse player.

We just want to know how well you will cover tight ends.

(frustrated, crosses off question about gladiator movies)

I love that in the context of current professional baseball salaries, $8 million for one season is considered “peanuts.” Crazy.

Marcus Rashford reminds me of a young Anthony Martial.

He’s like Danny Welbeck but good.

They can do whatever they want, and we can call them out for being assholes whenever we want. America is great!

My god that is an incredibly punchable face.

Yeah but Bartolo showed up in one of these, bitches . . .

He’s still working on his other piece, “Has anyone ever bother to get to really KNOW Rae Carruth?”

A referee red-carded me once.

I don't keep up with soccer - when did they switch to sudden death game-ending shootouts?

Is arming the officials the right answer, though? Things could get really Messi.

“I know, right!!!”

Well, they certainly weren’t going to demote him to the youth squad.

Seattle Seahawks - Know when to run

“he beat up some high school lacrosse players”