USA ended up with the same crap template as France and England. Time to dump Nike.

Yes. Yes they are.

Apologies for the stupid question, but what the fuck is the difference between rape and “unconsented-to sex”? If there wasn't consent...

He's New York Jets Elite.

I was hoping someone would go for this reference.

That's ridiculous! Joe Rogan has fans??

How long do you think Spring Training is???

Still more scoring than Jozy Altidore did while he was at Sunderland.

Not necessarily. He could also be a Jersey Douchebag.

60% of the time, violence is never the answer every time.

You failed to mention the worst character: Willie the Giant. I would rather try to fuck a cheese grater than listen to that dopey bastard.

First they came for our bird sanctuaries...

“It’s crazy because man has never seen God...”

So did he fall out of a 4th story hotel window or did he break a window, walk 15 ft, climb over a wall and then fall 15 ft? Because unless I'm missing something, that's two different things.

I'm a United fan, I agree he was offside because he was interfering with the keeper. I think the controversy comes from the fact that the ref seemed to call offside only after Wolfsburg (rightly) protested.

“Definitely the right decision to leave Harvey in the game.” - Grady Little

Holy shit that's exactly how I pictured these comments.