MOM WHY CAN’T YOU BE MORE LIKE DOBRE’S MOM AND DO GYMNASTICS IN TARGET?? I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

As an FJ Cruiser haver, this makes me happy since they are currently out of print.

Something something now he can find the real killer something something something wisecracks - people on the Internet

Not to hijack or derail the thread and switch topics from PSLs!

What a fucking asshole. And he looks like a young Jay Mohr.

This qualifies as the highlight of their season.

Heh they’d probably sell more tickets for this than many of the bowl games that are played yearly.

They’ll probably come up with some bullshit loophole saying that any high school or youth or even college games played there count towards this “charity” and get out of it.

I feel your pain. Pitt fan. Lost to Youngstown State and a host of mid-majors. I never thought I would believe this but Dave Wannstedt has been our best coach since Jackie Sherrill.

Phil Hellmuth is what happens if Garry Shandling and Ted Cruz procreate.

I was bummed that they shot down the idea of 3 on 3 overtime though.

*rolls up sleeves on sensible wrinkle free casual dress shirt* What’s a cyber bullying *takes bite of fiber bar*

Nothing against Michigan and its beautiful lakes and whatnot but that Dad Vacation looks lame as fuck, give me Lebron at the tiki bar smoking a stogie for my Dadcation any day over Harbaugh’s boring ass milk chugging SPF 70 wearing, glasses that have transition lenses in them Dadcation.

It’s a good thing she’s a human being and not a race horse though.

Totally thought this would be about one of the Busch brothers when I read the headline, surprised it isn’t.

He is a likable person and I am happy for him.

In pellet form, zeranol is implanted in the outer ear of beef cattle to make them gain weight faster

Why does Venus Williams drive a seven year old SUV? Or, rather, did she drive a seven year old SUV.

If this streak was a sticker given out by an elementary school teacher, it would have a straight-faced smiley and say “You can do better”

Who doesn’t love a Philly Chicken Steak prepared at one of those places that are across the street from each other that Adam Richman visited before he used the c-word in a tweet.