They really just needed to do T.O. as a first name and get it over with. Would have been way cooler.

This is how I feel most of the time. My depression, which started at 15 but mainly went unnoticed for several years due to my situation, has gradually started to feel heavy and often times I feel like it's some other person draped over or sitting on my shoulders grinding me down. I'm not too ambivalent about my 30's.…

They really need to play mother and daughter in a movie at some point. Maybe Expendabelles can do that. They'd better do that. I would pay all the money to watch Hellen Mirren and JLaw kick ass on screen together. Or genderbend Indiana Jones or something.

I had just sort of gotten over that whole thought because I've finished the books/movies thus far and it hadn't been on my mind. Then I went and saw Guardians of the Galaxy. Damn that would have been awesome. I need to become a casting producer. I feel like that's my calling.

That's sad. I'm currently working as a personal assistant to a very lovely lady who is an indie filmmaker/actress. I hope this never happens.

Oh, it was. And now it's over and I haven't quite stopped rejoicing the closing of that location. Wooohooo!

No it was more like people whining that the picture didn't look like them. But your neutral expression is your face. It just is. And the make up!? Oh my God the make up some people would wear would actually make the neutral expression look worse, like really dark fall or winter make up. And because we were a photoshop…

STAHP FACE SHAMING! (sarcasm)

Oh the adventures of passport photography. I hated taking every single picture. I took a ridiculous amount of pleasure from telling people what their best neutral expression looked like. Yo face!

If that happened I think I would probably drop everything to help campaign. Like, hope on a plane and show up wherever that office is and werk.

Speaking of, can I just say that Chris Pratt was Peeta in my head. Totally off topic, I know, but think about it! He and Jlaw look around the same age and clean shaven he looks under 18 and able to haul giant bags of flour. Ugh missed opportunities.

Yeah, I didn't get that either. I have yet to hear of anyone relocating to the Bronx for cheap rent or for kicks.

I live in Washington Heights and it's the same here. I live in a real 1 bedroom, not any of that funny business where someone pretends the foyer is the living room and a door to the bedroom magically makes your apartment a 1 bedroom, and people are ridiculously surprised how much I pay in rent in Manhattan. Although,…

Not that I would ever know for sure but I feel like Beyonce is probably at home giggling with Jay Z and Solange on the couch thinking of new ways to just fuck with the media. I feel like that's probably what most of Hollywood does. Jennifer Aniston probably stuffs pillows under her shirt and tries her damnedest not to…

Cats do frequently scare the shit out of themselves and jump/fall/roll down the stairs.

Maybe not illegal but if it happened in the 50's they might have ended up with bricks through their window or other sorts of harassment. There was that whole, I have nothing to hide crap floating around there, too.

It has already happened. A few years ago a family was destroyed by a Walmart employee who wrongfully reported family photos. The photos were of their three daughters at bathtime. At the time I worked in a photo lab and heard all about it. They lost their kids because of this person. Edited to add link :http://www.daily…

Just came to say that I used to live there and I wonder if their statistics include the base.

This happened to me with a relaxer last year at a salon that tried to make each and every service separate. Like color is a separate price and washing the color out cutting and styling is a separate price. Which, to my understanding from talking to the stylist was together because when i asked for the price of a…

Because black communities and hip hop artists turn around and demand that black women hold up black men. Or they make us out to be evil, stifling, controlling, loud, uncultured, bossy, trampy creatures that can't hold a candle to lighter skinned or white women.