And a capital ‘M’. And to be said on Alabama sports talk radio.

that made anyone feel...anything

Little did we know that touching tribute would be the sum total of things that happened during the broadcast that made anyone feel...anything

Agree, but it’s the first baseman. Pitcher backs up the throw to the plate. First baseman moves between the mound and home to cut the throw if needed. And the catcher almost certainly barked out to him not to cut the throw. So it really is a team effort to get it that right.

[the more you know.... :) ]

I’m a 6'3 225 immobile white guy with a bad haircut and despite never having played a down of football I’m confident there’s a GM who’d take a flyer on me.

I Never Had My Butt Fingered: A Cautionary Tale.

Sir this is a baseball post.

This is the kind of laser-focus that we, the readers of Deadspin, deserve.

Hey, at least it’s not double doink bad? Love the mascot reaction.

The real fingers were inside us all along. 

Disagree. No one talked about the fingering of buttholes in this clip.

The NFL and it broadcast partners would like to remind our viewers that September is Prostate Cancer awareness month. Don’t forget the importance of getting an annual exam. 

Nobody better slip a finger in my Fingerbutter.

Thank god, I thought I left the webcam on

We know it wasn’t Kanye West. #fingersinthebootyassbitch

The poop joke is us.

“I’ve also never had my butt run into by my own team’s quarterback, resulting in a fumble that was returned for a touchdown by the opposing defense. That was the O-lineman’s butt. My butt had nothing to do with it. People forget that,” continued Mark Sanchez.

Buffalo buffalo buffal Buffalo buffalo buttholes. 

I’m confused. This feels like an honest and heartfelt acknowledgement of a tribute to an honored and respected official.

The announcer sounds like what my dog would be like.