CLyde?

Goddamnit, I hadn’t heard about Splinter, but this fucking sucks.

I’ve only been around here for four-ish years, but I also feel similar sentiments.

Viva la Deadcast. It is truly my favorite thing to hear.

LMAO, beautiful

Wait...what??? Did this happen or is it hypothetical??

I don’t normally network on Deadspin... but...

(Finance, New Jersey, Call me)

This is an old joke but you did it spectacularly well sir

Amazing writing Prachi, thank you for sharing this.

“The one that can rally the centrists while collecting a large chunk of the Bernie fringe?”

Oh you mean Bernie Sanders. That guy. 

I hate Trump very much, but it really feels like this is going to blow up in the Dems faces.

Did no one learn anything from the Mueller investigation?

I know the feeling of devoting your life to music and seeing little return, it stinks.

Keep on truckin’ partner.

Whoa, you might be on to something here.

This IS sarcasm..... ...right?

Holy shit, LOLZ. Appreciate the assist.

I wanna understand!

You don’t happen to have a link to this by chance do you?

I don’t support child molestation and never said that I did.

I don’t condone this moron’s behavior.

I don’t condone exaggerating facts to instigate an emotional response.

In hindsight, I admit that the gap between Child Sexual Abuse and Statutory Rape isn’t very wide, but there is a difference. Both are abhorrent, which…

He didn’t rape an underage girl.

He was charged for being present in three videos, none of which included him engaging in any sort of sexual intercourse. He briefly touched the minor but not much else. I think that’s a far cry from ‘child rapist’.

But what if I never think of something witty and/or informative :/

Right, I assumed it was this incident which is a far cry from ‘Child Rapist’.