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...yes?

Fuuuuuuccckkk

That shit is refreshing, and full disclosure is part of the reason I’m even here methinks

Didn’t really know about these, but according to this they aren’t great...

Plastic spoon

Damnit, same. And I’m not even a fan of pantaloons :/

Wait... Pink Skull is a writer??? Am I reading this correctly? I love Pink Skull posts

Kliff Kingsbury”

How on earth is this a real name?!?!? Sounds like a spokesperson for cookies or something.

Wrong.

I’m a little new to basketball fandom (going on my fourth year of serious following) but I can answer your second question:

No, I do not think they would be (top 5).

“The reality is Doncic has been struggling with his shot lately”

lol wut 

Thank you for your service

“9. Give Sisqo 10 dollars for each beach backflip he does in the “Thong Song” video.”

I had a LOT of time on my hands (at work, what else is new) - to the point where I had to research this. I present to you my findings:

In the original Thong Song video, Sisqo completes:
1 Back Handspring
1 One-Handed Cartwheel
1

Jesus christ, the ability of commenters here to ignore his wife completely is mind-boggling. Are we assuming he never said the same shit to her?!?!?

But his mistress isn’t in her preteens, what a guy!

I’m with you all the way on this one, Postmodern.

For what it’s worth, looks like someone by the Wiki username ‘Broadmoor’ added you in July 2017.

I also haven’t seen most of these, but I did see Hayward’s and a head injury is way worse than a busted up ankle IMO. I mean his head slapped the floor hard!

“It’s toxic masculinity syndrome. “

Holy shit, you cannot be serious! I think Toxic Masculinity explains a lot of things, but it has NOTHING to do with this.

“because steph curry looks like a middle schooler... you never get the sense you’d be afraid to run into him in a dark alley. Worse, he threatens to render the

The phrasing makes this sentence way better lmao

No, but it IS prohibitively expensive! And for no good reason - they’re the Knicks!!!! [I scream at TicketMaster]