As correct as everything you said is - there is no WAY his post-coffee dump is a tight 8-minutes. Probably closer to 18 minutes.

“He’s not, apparently, succeeding solely by surrounding himself with hypertalented assistants, as we’re every few years when one of those assistants gets a head coaching gig and promptly flames out.”

This sentence hurts my brain.

I think it’s missing the word ‘learning’...

Who are you to say it didn’t help him ‘personally’?

Hmmmm, giggles or jiggles sir

“His ability to reliably hit threes is what once made the Warriors’ offense the most terrifying weapon in the history of basketball”

..Huh? His average is only .324 and peaked almost four years ago...

Perhaps you meant Klay who is .337 down from .440 last year

“The Warriors will be fine thanks to the fact that there…

Based on the Knicks losing and the Lakers playing well or...?

LOL fucking what?

This will not get enough love but it is fantastic

You have a remarkably good username sir

These tests indicate paternity???

Click ‘see all notifications’ and that should work

Looks legit to me

Sweet mother of god

If 3 of the 4 bundles on this page aren’t available, why even have the page at all???

*Thinking Emoji Face*

If 3 of the 4 bundles on this page aren’t available, why even have the page at all???

*Thinking Emoji Face*

Uhhh what? It’s a fucking article, what is even ‘trash’ about it?

Y’know, I knew Jokic was better, but after looking at the stats just now, he is vastly better, so you make a good point.

But what if they still had both?

*Thinking Emoji face*

YOU? In the greys? Get the F outta here

“checking in on Drew for probably the 25th time that day”

I, too, find myself doing this. Every few hours I hit up the twitter machine (which I hate) just to find SOMEthing

And also - this is very cool