facechomper
FaceChomper
facechomper

If you rise you hands in oder to cover you face in an instinct once punched by a cop it is an assault and resisting arrest. If you wring in excruciating pain on the ground while being tazered your are resisting arrest and you deserve to have your arms broken or be shot because you might look like you are grabbing for

You are saying that summary execution is a just consequence for running for your life in America. Is that what you mean to be saying? Because it's what you are saying.

So I'm black.

black cops can be bad, too. when minority cops kill minority citizens, they're still the tool of the majority.

Actually, both men served in the Coast Guard. Guess how many stories mention that the victim served compared to those mentioning the murderer served?

Holy Fuck you're right. Maybe he was running towards a loaded cannon. Better put 8 rounds in him just be sure.

Just two things of note

and the black cop who attempted to help him cover it up.. Right well ignore that

Because I know that someone in the comments will talk about how dangerous it is to be a police officer, just wanting to come home alive, etc.

It is more dangerous to be employed as a landscaper in America than it is to be employed as police officer. This is a fact that is true and is verifiable.

Fucking a. I came in wanting to say "Not for me". And its true. Every cop I've ever met, even when I fucked up as a teenager, was nice (or at least... respectfully assertive).

it's impossible to understate how poorly this stuff reflects on the US to outsiders. a while ago I had someone from Kenya ask me about all the cop shootings going on back home, saying how horrible it is. you know things are bad when someone from Kenya shows you sympathy for shit happening in your home country.

HR departments are the most useless departments around.

It's that whole "work to live, don't live to work" thing. I feel like I've been burned so many times I am almost indifferent at this point. It's expected.

As someone who works in HR, I will confirm everything he said about HR. We're not here for you, Mr. Employee. If we can do something to help you that is not detrimental to the company, then we will. But if something benefits you that hurts the company, forget about it!

Yess a million times this.. I hate when people act like they ARE the company they work for. It's like chill the fuck out, you're just their servant slave.

I use a balding clipper with a guard to trim the main part. I keep mine short. I take the guard off and CAREFULLY get my bikini area and the nooks and crannies that I want bare. It works great. It takes about 2 minutes every couple of weeks.

I must never let the girlfriend see that picture.

Personal anecdote only, but: I find that my gums bleed when I floss only if I haven't been flossing regularly. Once I get into a daily habit, the bleeding goes away 100% within a few days.

And your gums bleed when you floss because you never floss. It's a viscous cycle

Be sure to clean sensitive parts thoroughly.