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I hope that poor boy was okay after his parents insisted on him eating that food even though it had gluten in it.

Its only a matter of time before someone is killed because of this.

The part of his logic that I think is the absolute worst is that if you are a internet personality, you have to live with the risk of being swatted. It's like saying you have a safe full of money, so you should expect someone to try and rob you.

I would pay good money to watch one of those assholes crying for his mommy when the judge gives him 20 years in federal prison.

All swatters should be charged with attempted murder.

Sorry, I have to go back and convince my Mom not to put me up for adoption.

I will go with a change I have thought about a lot since I was in my early 20's. This is back before the almighty interwebz, when we had dial up, and people still read newspapers and had pen pals they wrote to by hand.

Tough choice. My first wife was, without a doubt, the single worst thing that ever happened to me. Soon after we got married I discovered that she (and her mother) suffered from severe bipolar-disorder. Her mother was on meds and she wasn't. In the year leading up to our getting married she had taken pains to not

Sure...what could go wrong:

Alrighty, I'm going to stick to my own personal timeline and not change any world events.

Well, the farther back you go, the more your ripples can expand. But I think historically, stopping 9/11 would probably mean far more good than bad. The trauma of that event has made us more fearful, more willing to bow to authority and give up rights, more polarized as a nation, and it allowed certain racisms to be

You made me cry Mark, thank you.

Gross question: if you're awake for the procedure, can you smell it when they cauterize the tubes? Like, eau de grilled Magary?

I think...retailers should have a policy of only matching the price if it is, say, +-5% of the original. It doesn't make sense to match a competitor's price if they are selling at 1/8th of the norm. It must have smelled fishy, I'm surprised they did not conduct a better check before selling those items.

Online price matching was doomed to fail. They'd be better off asking for a newspaper ad.

Maybe. Walmart just has a terrible policy. BestBuy and Target look the item up in front of you- Toys R Us requires the add to be on a live website, not a screenshot of one. WalMart is just the easiest one to scam, apparently. Gamestop occasionally gives $20 in trade for games or peripherals other stores have knocked

Ohhh yeah you're right. I'd feel bad if that happened. That is something they would do too.

I'm mostly worried about if Walmart would take the losses (as small as they may be, relatively) on their employees.

Don't cry for Walmart, though. Cry for price-matching. "We're committed to providing low prices every day," reads the Walmart website. "On everything. So if you find a lower advertised price on an identical product, tell us and we'll match it. Right at the register."