Yeah, maybe in pedant land, but in the world of video games, third person refers to a camera that follows behind a character. The camera style in MOBAs is almost exclusively isometric.

His son is a future writer for an Adam Sandler "comedy".

Because Tomb Raider's awesome and Street Fighter's weeaboo bullshit?

Shouldn't there be an H on his forehead?

Halloween's today? Man, I can't keep track of time lately.

How the fuck is this troll bait number one? You fucking blow, Kinja.

My reaction to the Judas Cradle.

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Yeah he should have just been an alcoholic like his father instead

If Bon Temps wore pants, Sookie would be it's wet fart.

I didn't expect a Star Wars Inquisition......

This happens to me too. Very very rarely (I can think of once in the past decade) have I been pushed to tears for anything other than anger, and then it's pretty much a guarantee.

I consider these things totally safe.

Nope, that is, in fact, the Bane pose or, if a prop is involved, the "Are you not entertained?!".

Until it hit an iceberg I heard the burgers on the Titanic were amazing.

This is like a plot for a weird movie. First the planes started falling from the sky. Then giant holes were found on Siberia. Then [insert yo mama pun here].

Sounds neat. I really want this to be a movie about a side vs another side. Not good vs evil.

There are many anomalies in the Zone, stalker... Best to avoid them unless you are broke and foolhardy enough to go hunting for artifacts.