So I will.
 Founder: Bud Abbott Appreciation Society.

So I will.
 Founder: Bud Abbott Appreciation Society.

I only watch sitcoms that take firm positions on Middle Eastern issues.

I only watch sitcoms that take firm positions on Middle Eastern issues.

On your Stereophonic machine.

On your Stereophonic machine.

Skrillex to issue dubstep Take Five remix.

Skrillex to issue dubstep Take Five remix.

Did he just die or is this the 20th anniversary reissue?

Did he just die or is this the 20th anniversary reissue?

While you're at it, get mine, too—I went to the matinee.

While you're at it, get mine, too—I went to the matinee.

It's when Lincoln defeated the South by spreading the common cold that threw me.

It's when Lincoln defeated the South by spreading the common cold that threw me.

The Master has a particularly inaccurate trailer. What those inaccuracies are, I cannot recall, but I assure you they are monumental and perhaps life-changing if you are, unlike me, weak of will.

The Master has a particularly inaccurate trailer. What those inaccuracies are, I cannot recall, but I assure you they are monumental and perhaps life-changing if you are, unlike me, weak of will.

Listen to Mink Mussell Creek on YouTube. Like Pond, it's a bunch of the same guys in a different formation. Very loose and not released commercially.

Listen to Mink Mussell Creek on YouTube. Like Pond, it's a bunch of the same guys in a different formation. Very loose and not released commercially.

Nightmare Alley. Much better than Carny.

Nightmare Alley. Much better than Carny.