Without a head I'm not sure it's him.

Mr. Crystal, this IS the fake orgasm scene!

Mr. Crystal, this IS the fake orgasm scene!

Why the hell does australia get new year's eve before we do? Big time disrespect to U.S. first reposnders and fallen heroes!!

Mick Jagger onstage NYC 2012.

Mick Jagger onstage NYC 2012.

This list brought to you by Judd Apatow.

This list brought to you by Judd Apatow.

No bipolar characters!? Won't watch.

No bipolar characters!? Won't watch.

Skull cozy. $8.95 Starbucks. Top shelf, right side as you walk in.

Skull cozy. $8.95 Starbucks. Top shelf, right side as you walk in.

You forgot KeSha, which probably makes her even less essential.

You forgot KeSha, which probably makes her even less essential.

Judd Apatow = Billy Joel. 

Judd Apatow = Billy Joel. 

What were the Bottom Ten? Name at least one, so this non-comedian but comedy fan can listen.

What were the Bottom Ten? Name at least one, so this non-comedian but comedy fan can listen.

Kill Red Sox, not Yankees!

Kill Red Sox, not Yankees!