Reminds me Chuck Pahlaniuk's "Haunted".

I'm not sure you know who Mickey Rooney is.

I'm Really. Into. Panic! At the Disco !!!, Black Emporer! It.

Taxi Driver was booed at Cannes.

Is it safe to assume we won't see any Wade Robson routines this season?

Mark Maron offers Mark Maron the role of a lifetime: Louis CK.

'The Office has always been hit-or-miss with one-hour episodes; for every “Goodbye, Toby” there’s a “Dunder Mifflin Infinity.” ' In other words, for every B+, there's a B. Wow, what a wide range of quality that represents!

Tyler Perry's Madea's In The House

I would say that performing "live" at the Peach Pit After Dark for Brandon Walsh and his friends is a pretty gimmicky way to promote your band.

Aside from their similar musical styles and penchant for gimmicks? I bet you're one of those people who, every time someone compares something to something else, you scream "NO you can't compare them, they're like apples and oranges!"

"Lately"? You mean the band that had a guest spot on Beverly Hills 90210 in 1995?

Seriously, why would Kesha want to work with those awful Phish wannabes?

Has Stephen Dorff ever done anything good?

Maybe we'll get GOOD Star Wars games now!

Does she discover that she's actually a highly-trained government assassin?

"You're going to have to explain that to me. How do the parents of Teen
Mom, Buckwild and Jersey Shore castmembers profit off their (often
adult) offspring?" You can't understand how parents would benefit from their kids becoming rich and famous?

I enjoyed The History Channel's historically accurate presentation of the historical events depicted in the totally non-fictional book The Bible.

Like the parents of these kids?

How about the parents who raise these awful children? No, let's blame the media instead.

When you decide to make your life (and the shitty decisions you make every day) into a TV show on MTV in exchange for money and fame, you give up the right to complain about how the public talks about you. And I doubt that any of his family or friends read the comments on the Onion A/V Club.