Like, by mounting his head on the wall?

"Ya cayn't git carbon monoxide poisonin' out-a-doors!"

You're giving him a lot of credit. 

Is this some sort of online message forum? I don't use computers.

I don't see why anyone needs to treat this story with kid gloves. This young man made his life into a public spectacle so he could have his 15 minutes of fame. He invited everyone in the world to watch him and witness his redneck lifestyle and comment on it.

We COULD not be assholes, but that wouldn't be much fun, would it? 

And by concealing her face, she's helping those were getting sick of seeing her ugly mug.

Like Rick Perry calling gay-rights activists "intolerant" because they don't tolerate his intolerance.

Gonna have to add this to the Netflix queue and make it a double-feature with Room 237.

And Middle-Easterners were much whiter.

I think you're overlooking Reynolds' role in the suckitude of the movie. That's like saying "Can you blame Pol Pot? The Khmer Rouge was kind of bad."

How is this a setback? He's terrible.

bah!

He's still alive? Huh.

Cold Stone Creamery?

So? That doesn't change the message of the song.

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Well put, Jacques.