I thought Molly’s first sketch, the filmed piece where she talks about killing Putin, was hilarious. This one was not. 

Leo, and Spaceman

David Fincher’s new Netflix project ... {Exhilarated gasp!}

People have a lot of valid complaints about Snyder’s slow-mo and dark aesthetics, and stuff, but I couldn’t believe how boring Army of the Dead was.

Hooked from the very beginning. The prologue was spectacular and honestly a shock. You just don’t expect that death

Every year I read about 180 scripts between Dec and Jan for a nonprofit. And believe me, you run out of creative ways to say “This doesn’t suck but it isn’t great either.” I don’t know that what you’re seeing is a result of slacking standards in pop culture criticism or slacking standards in film/TV or a glut of…

It’s just a troll doing the same weird little troll dance because they’re mad cartoons acknowledge gay people openly now.

I’m not so sure the 1960s Addams Family were all that squeaky clean. You definitely got the impression that Gomez and Morticia fucked off camera, while most couples on TV then had basically no sexual chemistry.

Stan Nepo: Attorney to the children of the stars!

one of the strangest decisions i’ve ever seen was ‘we must destroy the new scooby doo movie, but we can’t possibly deny the world mindy kaling’s take on the characters’

I like how they said you couldn’t make Scooby Doo funny in an Adult cartoon. He’s a talking dog with a speech impediment that eats comically large sandwiches with weird ingredients in one bite and is owned by a guy named Shaggy. I’m not a comedy writer but seems like you got a lot to work with there.

Why and this is coming from a fan of Pavement.

Once I remember that Rolling Stone started as a vanity project for Jann Woerner to meet John Lennon and it’s almost single handily responsible for the sexist underlying behind the whole pop vs rock debate, it becomes real easy to ignore lots of Rolling Stone content.

I mean, they aren’t wrong.

How do we feel about Rock talking shit about a black woman’s medical issues? No one gives a shit? Cool.

“This movie was produced in a facility that also manufactures Ana de Armas products, and some traces of Ana de Armas may remain.”

I mean no offense to Patty here, but if WW84 was any indication of the direction you wanted to take things, well... I have to say that, for once, I’m siding with the WB brass on this one.

That Cramps dance is infectious, even though the direction leans too hard on overhead shots. It’s cool to think the Cramps will probably get a Kate Bush-style Netflix bump.

Rudolph points to the “Your lack of planning is not my emergency” sticky note on his laptop.