Thank heaven that's finally wrapped up.  Like a douche.

You can have my “Yoiks! And Away!” when you pry it from my cold dead fingers.

Yeah like I’ve halfway been expecting someone to whip out a “critical reevaluation of Space Jam” but I’ve been thrilled to see everyone basically agree that it’s mediocre at best.

I refuse to watch this movie on account of they had a perfect opportunity to put Michael B Jordan in it and they did not.

Granted, I was never going to watch it anyways, so that’s a very minor point of principle.

Id call this a Monkeys Paw situation, but that implies Space Jam 1 was good.  I'm not sure what anyone was expecting. 

This makes me very horny, very horny indeed.

May I direct you to DeviantArt? There’s a lot of people drawing sexualized rabbits there and they sure stress the “deviant” part.

Everybody knows that cartoon bunnies don’t have big boobs. Cartoon humans married to cartoon bunnies do, though.

Martin Scorsese, is that you?

Some people hate fun, I think.

“Save... Mothma”

Thematically there isn’t really any leering male horniness in it. On a subtextual level, Gaston is just as much of a child as Gigi, which is why he enjoys her company so much and is upset when he’s forced to ackowledge that she’s an adult. He’s angry again when takes her as his mistress because he realizes that,…

I was just going to say that this is the best number in the whole damn show, especially when Chevalier notes that even if he meets the woman he wants to spend forever with, forever is much shorter for him now.

Do you feel uncomfortable wearing jeans cut so low you can’t bend over? It’s great, actually.

I know the concept of Gigi is terrible, but it’s just so damned enjoyable. I have very fond memories of watching it over the phone with my best friend while he drooled over Leslie Caron and I did the same over Louis Jourdan. And it also gave me the song that’s been my theme song pretty much since I hit 50, with no…

To be fair, the actual subtext of the song is “thank heaven for little girls...because eventually they grow up into sexy ladies that I can fuck” so, uh, better?

It's definitely a "just hum along to the pleasant Lerner and Loewe songs and try not to think about how Leslie Caron's character is supposed to be, like, 15" sort of experience. 

There was an SNL sketch (sadly not on YouTube, it seems) lampooning this movie when Affleck hosted not long after.

a huge turkey

“Thank heaven for little gi—”