Facebones

7/1/21

We always knew Sandler was lazy, but being so lazy you can’t even spend a couple of days in a recording booth to get paid millions of dollars?

6/30/21

You mean their Strong-est performer.

6/30/21

as amazing as that would be, that was a whoopsie daisy typo on my end, but I think he would kill it

6/30/21

There are dozens of us! DOZENS! lol

6/30/21

I seem to be taking this a lot less seriously than some because I enjoyed this episode. Plus, of COURSE Loki would fall in love with himself. As for a sympathetic Loki, he has been portrayed so many different ways in the MCU that this doesn’t trouble me at all. After all, even the “Sacred Timeline” Loki got a…

6/29/21

I know we’re all entitled to our opinions but WHO THE FUCK DOESN’T LIKE GALAXY QUEST?! Of course, I can't expect everyone to like everything, the HEATHENS!!!

6/29/21

6/29/21

It was a moderate success in theaters and got positive enough reviews. It built up an enormous following soon afterwards from rentals and running endlessly on cable. My best guess is Barsanti was thirteen at the time and thought everything sucked.

6/29/21

Well, there goes my initial impulse to come down and say “what the fuck are you even on about?” the second I read that line.

6/29/21

‘…the Star Trek parody movie that nobody really liked when it came out…’

6/29/21

a spin-off of the Star Trek parody movie that nobody really liked when it came out but that everybody seems to like these days

6/29/21

I’m pretty sure Kevin Feige had a Vision.

6/29/21

I hope that one of these days Marvel will take these reviews to heart and finally make the quiet, contemplative film everyone is supposed to be asking for but does not want to see

6/24/21

Clearly Nathan Rabin needs to go to one of these events and give us a detailed article about it. He has the experience.

6/24/21

I never realized that Wood was that short, and that Conan was that tall until they’re both peering out the door and Conan looks like a giant, towering over Wood. Such a weird thing to see, and I know the camera angle played into it a bit, but it added to the hilarity of the entire situation.

6/24/21

Anything below the IHOP-Waffle House Line is the south.

6/23/21

I’ll be sure to change the headline to “5 best moments from Conan and Jordan’s heady melange of bafflement, fascination, exasperation, contempt, and affection”

6/23/21

6/22/21

Agreed. Although I think The Force Awakens is at least watchable. The only hot trash that has come out in my opinion is The Rise of Skywalker. Solo while not exactly great is worth a watch. The TV shows Disney has put out so far in the Star Wars Universe have been pretty good.

6/21/21

Despite many aspects seeming campy or clunky in retrospect, I would love to see non-ironic, faithful adaptations of Caves of Steel and The Naked Sun.