As a fantasy owner of OBJ, I also ask what has happened to Beckham.

“Bottom line is no one is saying you can’t say things or do things. It’s just that it’s going to be received a certain way by certain people and you’re gonna have to shoulder that. And if you’re isolated or marginalized or pushed into a corner because of your point of view or what you have to say, yet you still have…

Apparently, he’s OK. Just a concussion.

If you compare Trump in ‘15 to Trump today, you will see he looks noticeably worse and what mental cohesion he had is gone. Even half-assing the most stressful job takes a toll. 

There’s only 32 of these jobs and they pay about $2 mil per year. A lot of red-faced college guys are going to kind up for this.

I will once again restate this: Fuck anyone who tried to tell you that Hillary and Trump were “the same.” Fuck the people who voted for Jill Stein because they were too pure and noble to sully themselves with “transactional” politics. Fuck the people who when told that the Supreme Court was too important to throw away…

Any particular reason why Bernie’s fundraising numbers gets a big article with a BERNIE GETS BANK lede, but this doesn’t even get a headline?

Debate Secrets written by Ben Shapiro

Picking a team in this series is like rooting for syphilis over chlamydia.

New Warren Ad: “I can GET IT”

#PolishTheTurd

The kind of asshole who values a penis over anything else. 

Counter-Counter-Point: The idea of a contested convention is a political reporter’s wet dream. It is floated every election cycle between the summer before the first primary and super tuesday. It is probably what Chris Cizilla’s prostitute whispers into his ear to get him tumescent.

This is entirely unsurprising and deeply sad. I read this magazine all the time growing up. I had a shelf full of SI’s Hilarious Football Bloopers and a shitty, barely functional, football phone from pestering my parents to get a subscription. They had unsurpassed sports photography and some damn good writing. But the…

I would just like to add that Linda and I share tanning techniques 

I mean, Trump has done nothing but tweet and golf and done little actual work as a president... and his health has deteriorated visibly and what mental acuity he had is gone.

I just want good movies and comics. That’s all. I’m sure most of us are the same. I’m happy to go see a good, fun, DC movie, it’s just that those have been in much shorter supply.

“Oh you’re being alarmist! Our institutions are strong!”

Yep. Any reporter who blogger who moaned and equivocated that Trump and Hillary were “just the same” deserves to roast in a fiery pit. Too many Parnees and Splinters in the world are hoping we’ll just forget all their false equivalency bullshit.

You gotta go Will Forte.