It’s not just the Bernie Bros. I stopped reading Kevin Drum - the platonic ideal of a centrist Democrat - because he kept on insisting that Al Franken was railroaded and had done nothing wrong. Sexism knows no boundaries.

I was guessing based on the prices at Shea CitiPark Field. Bud Light is about $9 and decent beer is $11-$13.

I suppose it would be silly to point out that the Red Sox could easily pay a luxury tax. That money is no issue for one of the richest teams in the league, since they have a multi-year sell out streak at the stadium, own their own cable network, sell millions in merchandising rights? So even if the tax is $1 for every…

So, Splinter mission statement?

I’m not optimistic. They’ll hand wave this away like all the other ones. For some reason, they have a real vested interest in rehabilitating Franken. 

I will never judge anyone’s pizza toppings. I had escargot pizza in Montreal once and found it a salty, chewy delight.

I wouldn’t put it past the adult JayPa. He’d just wrap it up as a Life Lesson He Taught To A Kid. 

Who exactly was clamoring for this?

Just send the dinos to Golden Corral!

At least JW1 made the token effort at an explanation: the security teams had non-lethal weapons so as not to kill the attractions and the helicopter with guns got destroyed.

Really? This site has been demanding Pelosi start impeachment since January. Now that she has, you’re complaining about the incident that triggered it?

Day ending in Y... Checks out.

Did InGen or whoever make the dinosaurs bulletproof?

They’ve both been bitten by horses and eaten shit.

Once you understand that the Splinter writers and commentariat hate Nancy Pelosi, Hillary Clinton, and anyone else who only shares 85% of their policy positions WAAAAY more than they hate Trump, this site makes a lot more sense.

THEY ONLY HAD TEN DEBATES AND SOME OF THEM WERE ON WEEKENDS!!!!!!! TOTES RIGGED!!!!!!!!

If you are a patriots fan, you should feel shame regardless.

Pats Fans at 7AM: Those texts weren’t that threatening! It was hyperbole! What’s the big deal?

I think she won a Emmy for that episode.

My personal favorite is the one where an actress gets raped during an immersive theatre production where all the audience wears masks. (A thinly veiled knock off of Sleep No More). Kevin Pollock is a judge who’s on a sugar daddy website, and he thought his girlfriend told him to come and do her on stage. Turns out the…