I don’t know if you’re new here, but fellating Sanders is this site’s mission statement.

That dude obviously got the porn parody confused with the movie. “BUT WOMEN WANT TO SEE ALL THE PEEN!”

Shh.. Splinter and Sanders don’t do irony.

Sanders supporters losing and then going insane and screaming NEOLIBRUL CONSPIRACY? The dickens, you say!

Brown being an asshole does not make the Raiders competent.

What kind of moron sends threats in a GROUP text?  

I very much want to see Catherine O’Hara win just so she can do the acceptance speech in character as Moira Rose.

Right? Like they rail against Manchin constantly. Manchin sucks, but he is literally the only Democrat who can get elected statewide in a state that went for trump by 37. And Manchin voting with us 60% is better than a Tom Cotton clone who will vote with us 0%.

Come now! Are you really expecting Splinter, let alone Kreugs, to be ideologically consistent? 

I’d go with Allen Iverson. Great player that could never win it all, also disliked by a lot of people and often for stupid reasons. (“Practice?”)

Are you sure Chait wrote this? There’s at least a hundred words in row where he doesn’t promote charter schools? (HIS WIFE IS TOTALLY NOT A LOBBYIST FOR CHARTER SCHOOLS, YOU GUYS! EVEN THOUGH SHE WORKS FOR A CHARTER SCHOOL COMPANY AND DOES LOBBYING IT TOTALLY DOESN’T COUNT!)

Splinter probably thinks it’s awesome that the Arizona Democrats are trying to censure the first democrat that state’s elected to a state-wide office in 25 years.

I mean, I get that all the cool kids hate on this show but why on earth is anyone surprised that WB would pay a billion dollars to have the streaming rights to the highest rated sitcom of the past decade that is also the highest rated sitom in syndication?

Because I’m guessing most people aren’t watching it for a hidden joke (like the weirdos on Facebook who obsess about matching Sheldon’s mood with the t-shirt color he’s wearing). It’s background noise that you can leave on, or comfort food that you can half watch while you clean the house.

Yes, three years! Can you IMAGINE someone starting after such a long layoff?

Why are you at all surprised that the top rated comedy for the last decade that is also the highest rated syndicated comedy commands a bajillion dollars in streaming rights?

Now Gillis can pursue his true calling: house comic on Fox News and the co-headliner of the TRIGGERED comedy tour.

When you keep this in perspective, the fact that we on the left are engaged in harsh and bitter battles over the relative merits of these two similar candidates seems rather petty and unwise.

Isn’t that Gab?

The NY Times must be a terribly schizophrenic place to work. Some of the best reporters in the world and some of the shittiest editors and opinion writers.