The Nathan Peterman of assassins would have killed himself with a ricochet.

This is certifiably insane. Possibly the most famous man in the DR is shot by mistake? By a guy who couldn’t hit his target accurately from 4 feet away?

Regardless of what THE ESTABLISHMENT wants, the candidates have to win the most delegates and get votes. “Rigging” was a bullshit claim 4 years ago and it’s a bullshit one now. 

I read that article last week. My favorite part was when they listed his qualifications to run a sports league: “He had a famous last name in the entertainment industry. He had connections to powerful people.” 

Every hot take sports writer needs to keep this in mind when cranking out their “Kawhi Leonard forced his way out of San Antonio” pieces. He didn’t trust the team doctors anymore. 

I have said it, but only because I was playing a racist white person in a play about MLK. (My role was literally called Racist White Protester)

And they’re basically paying the Yankees to take him! They paid the Yankees to take the AL leader in home runs off their hands! 

Honestly. The lengths people are going to miss the point is baffling. 

Jimmy’ll pay DOUBLE for that!!!

And “poor, undermanned, depleted” Golden State was still running out Curry, Dick Puncher, Iggy, and Cousins. That’s a hall of famer, 2 all stars, and a guy who signed cheap for this exact situation. 20 teams out there would beg for that roster.

“You mean we have a chance to sign not one, but TWO players with turn ACLs????? Get them!”

Well if Loqueesha can end up on Amazon Prime streaming, then Verotika should be there soon. 

It only took 24 years to wash the stink of Isaiah Thomas, basketball executive, off the Raptors.

I’m very fond of the 2007 zombie movie Aaah! Zombies! (aka Wasting Away, aka Zombies!)

Hey, glad they won! I’m not opposed to running up the score because goal differential is the first tie breaker and if they let up at 6-0, there’s no reason to think Sweden wouldn’t try and win 7-0.

“Save Martha....”

Here is how little this movie (and Apocalypse) appealed to me and my wife.

Oooh, complete with Curry and Durant screaming at each other on the bench after a missed assignment. 

Exactly. Every team deals with injuries. But the Raptors have the best medical & training staff in the league. That should be mentioned every time the Warriors’ injuries are mentioned. 

I get the argument that teams don’t want to give a pitcher over 30 a multi-year deal for the fear of a steep decline in talent.