Or, my fave, “the government should force them to print my comments!!!”

I can easily imagine the Snyder cut.

We can call it the Martha Fight Club.

This is exactly my fate. I grew up in Canada a Blue Jays fan. When I moved here I wanted to root for a local team and sure as fuck wasn’t going to be the Yankees. (It also helped that I moved here the same time the Mets acquired Piazza and were in one of their rare periods of Not Sucking.)

With a tire iron.

Whatevs. Half of these guys won’t even make it to the Iowa Caucuses. Primary season is all about the candidates trying to sell themselves, so I have no problem with them sending out their exploratory committees to see if their is any support. It might even work! Heck, I’d never heard of Pete Buddha-gig before a month…

It really is amazing how many Bruce Springsteen fans have never actually listened to the lyrics. 

It really says something about the caliber of the Trump cabinet when Rick fucking Perry is the least embarrassing and most competent one. 

One of the worst things about the Trump presidency (ok, maybe not THE worst) is this constant effort to make people think the Bushes weren’t all that bad!

This will go poorly. Most pass interference calls are already incredibly ticky-tack judgement calls. Can’t wait to see the game grind to a halt while the refs huddle around a monitor for a frame by frame analysis of whether or not the safety’s fingertip grazed the receiver’s helmet. 

Manchin is terrible. I am willing to cut him some slack because he’s from West Virginia, a state that went 65-35 for Trump, and he is probably the most liberal statewide rep you’ll get out of there. Still, he just got re-elected, it was a largely symbolic vote, and he’s going to be over 80 in 2024 so he’s probably not…

Titus Burgess has to reprise the role of Nicely Nicely. This is non-negotiable. 

He was in the original Broadway cast of The Full Monty, and he was damn good in it! I think that’s how he got cast as Raoul in the justifiably forgotten movie version of Phantom of the Opera.

I’ve always loved reading (and am now a published novelist) and that’s entirely due to my parents both being avid readers and making sure we were always around books at home.

Nothing kills enjoyment of reading like being forced to read a 500 page tome written in archaic english. If you want to make someone hate reading, make them plow through The Mill On The Floss. 

No worries, it happens. I get replies on Bob’s Burgers comments I made 4 years ago because someone just streamed the episode.

While I have no love for Snyder’s take on Superman or the wider DCEU, I consider Justice League to be the worst of the lot. Say what you will about Man of Steel and BvS, at least they looked good and the movies had a consistent tone and a point of view. Granted, it was a shitty point of view, but it had one.

A new animated musical series from the Bob’s Burgers team? Way to bury the lead! Put that right into my veins!

In the words of the late Roger Ebert, no good movie is too long. Every bad one is.

Pelosi previously said agreement on the need to impeach would have to be “bipartisan,” and based simply on the numbers in the Senate, she’s right.