Go and look up how much Trump won PA, MI, and WI by. Then go look up what Jill Stein got in those three states. And while you can certainly argue that not every Stein voter would vote for Clinton, I find it incredibly likely that a combined 80K Bernie supporters swallowed the “both are equally bad” nonsense and stayed…

I remember being called a neo-liberal fascist on Gawker when I said that the Supreme Court was too important to waste on a bullshit purity test. Good times. 

Reading the articles on Splinter, I can tell you that they do not. 

Yep. The motto of 1980s HBO was “crappy sitcoms... but with BOOBS!”

HBO programs did not start with Sex and the City and Sopranos. You’ve skipped over tons of stuff including the joy of ‘80 teen boys everywhere, 1st and Ten

But that’s every network. Every channel has a dozen flops per hit. AMC rode Mad Men and Breaking Bad for years but they have a graveyard full of failed prestige shows. (Like the one about the train?)

I’ve read this twice and I’m still not entirely sure what the point of this rant is. That people prefer comfort food over new stuff? Well, sure. That’s been the case since TV began. (And I’ll always have a Law & Order on when I’m doing chores.) Netflix wants people to stay home and watch Netflix? Well, duh. It’s hard…

“This should come as great news to Dave Bautista, Draxin Guardians, who put all the controversy down to “a smear campaign by fascists #cybernazis.””

This phrasing reminds me of a scene from the hockey comedy Slap Shot.

Midnight in Paris has perhaps my favorite Woody Allen line of the last 30 years:

Also, cool we’re doing a bracket again! Always love these on io9. 

My Final Four: Fury Road, Arrival, Guardians of the Galaxy, and Spiderverse

Counterpoint: Incredibles 2 ($600 mil+ box office)

I would love for them both to run for the senate in their states. But, as we saw with Abrams in Georgia, there are so many roadblocks to a fair election. Blatant voter suppression, polling irregularities that we would send Jimmy Carter off to investigate if they happened in Nicaragua rather than Texas, and…

This is how I watch Seth Myers. I have breakfast and watch his Closer Look segment from the previous night on the NBC app on my Roku. NBC is likely hoping her audience watches it on YouTube or NBC apps and maybe that points young women to their SNL app or other NBC segments.

Ironically, I’ll probably be watching her late night highlights on YouTube since 1:35 is way past my bedtime. 

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I’ve been saying this for years. It’s one thing to bring in the LOOGY, it’s another thing for the inning to grind to a halt so the pitcher can get in his warmups. Hasn’t he been warming up in the bullpen? Two warmup pitches unless a replacement due to injury.

Congratulations! On a site that publishes Grasso & Kreuger, you’ve managed to write the dumbest thing on Splinter today.

This one didn’t really click with me. Maybe just because this season has been so outstanding (especially Co-op and Waiting for the Artist), this just felt like a step down. I get that it felt amateurish on purpose and Armisen can play self absorbed like no one else, but the satire was just too aimless.