And here I thought it was going to be that they sparkle in the daylight, are so emotionally stunted that even after a century of being undead, they cruise high schools looking for girlfriends, and at their core, are sexually repressed Mormon housewives.

I’m so glad Paris has an amazing career and Rory’s the one struggling. Paris deserves all the success.

While I would normally agree with the sarcastic take on things...

What is so infuriating about Snowden is that his infamy has been conflated with intelligenc by certain elements of the media. Just because he stole documents from the NSA makes him neither principled nor an authority on the important issues in our society. I think I feel even more strongly about his lack of moral…

I like that people are pretending that this show made any fucking sense in the first place.

Soooo...Mt St. Helens seems like it should be hot but is actually cold inside?

So if a majority group has their religious beliefs offended (evolution) we tell them it is superstition and they need to get out of the way of science.

“FINALLY! Someone else fucked up!”.

Did you have a brain hemorrhage as well?

So, just so we are clear here is a quick summary of Tammy Duckworth’s life:

Typical left-wing pinko liberal media bias tactics #101: quote people accurately.

NOT swearwolves.

As far as we know, we are the only high tech civilization in the universe. Having a live backup of such a precious thing is worth the effort.

I shouldn’t need a fucking adapter to plug my headphones into my phone. That’s not adding functionality, it’s adding complexity, and for no good fucking reason.

She wasn’t on crack. She was suffering through a manic episode.

A lot of the practical work with ghosts couldn’t be done. Their unions are scary.

So, Hollywood almost always uses females to represent AIs, except in the 50% of films where they don’t. Got it.

Absolutely none of the same stuff. Abortions are available on the NHS for free (as in $0) to any woman who wants one and is less than 25 weeks along. You see a handful of placard-wielding whackadoodles outside the Stopes clinics (which are privately run) but the average abortion will take place at a normal doctors…

And the whacking needs to be hard enough so the person’s parents can feel it and so they can feel bad for birthing such an idiot.