I hate to be this guy but...

OK, it sounds like you are bound and determined to be pissed at me despite me being friendly and reasonable.

Ours wants to bang his own daughter.

Always a fun reminder that Europe’s conservatives are our mainstream Democrats and their Neo-Nazis are our mainstream Republicans.

This Steve Martin?

Wut? You’re taking a shit course from a shit teacher. Is this by chance a shit school?

Thing is, it’s not like he was badly off before. His dad was a stockbroker and he went toprep/private schools, so I’m going to say this is not someone who’s ever really had to struggle. I think it’s pretty easy to go into acting for the money when you don’t have to “pay your dues” and can bum off your parents until…

For example, what the heck is the Micronet?

Wait so General, you’re saying that an alien invasion of NYC, evil Nazi flying battleships set for murder mode and an insane robot’s attempt at dropping a city on the planet to cause a ELE caused less that 300 casualties? That’s...not really as bad as it could be ;)

I dunno, Kim K had plenty of talent in her little pinky.

How I make perfect rice:

Oh Gordon, please go potty before the camera starts to roll.

Because Polanski and Allen never pretended to be anyone’s role model. Also, they were not associatted with children’s entertainment.

The Try Guys are the fucking worst. They symbolize like, everything I hate... that everybody else doesn’t. Or something.

Its what I say to my BF after period sex.

But Chris Rock is black, which is why he spoke of the black experience in Hollywood. Why are blacks expected to do the heavy lifting while other minority groups benefit from our activism then remain silent when it really counts?

This one time I ate a slice of pizza that had fallen behind my tv.